Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you are now the owner of a 1 page book with the title "Stormlight 5-10". On that one page are the words: "You should have wished for patience."

I wish for a real live taynix.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted it makes you throw up

I wish that I had my dream girl in love with me and never fought and lives happily 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You can only see your dream girl in your dreams.

I wish for patience. 

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but nobody Is ever patient with you

I wish to have all of my wishes talking about girls to be true without the banes

Edited August 5, 2024 by strmblsd

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but all the girls you wished for are all different people that you have to date at the same time, and they all hate each other.

I wish for a 200IQ.

Edited August 5, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender
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[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but your brain works so fast nobody else understands anything you do 

I wish all those girls were the same girl... (Well they are sorta)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. She has severe DID.

I wish to be able to hang out with my friends in person more.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but your friends don't remember you anymore

I wish to be able to change my personality.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You have severe DID.

I wish to be able to fall asleep anywhere.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you can't control when

I wish that I had a notebook that whatever I wrote in it came true

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but there’s always a bane that comes with it. 
 

I wish that the air around me is always 60-70 degrees.

Edited August 5, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, strmblsd said:

I wish to have all of my wishes talking about girls to be true without the boons

 

26 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Granted, but there’s always a boon that comes with it. 

You guys realize that the boon is the wish and the bane is the curse, right...?

 

27 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I wish that the air around me is always 60-70 degrees.

Granted. You are shot into space.

I wish people would always use correct grammar.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

 

You guys realize that the boon is the wish and the bane is the curse, right...?

I KNOW I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT

Granted but it gets slightly ridiculous (simple signs, movie/book names, and even digital clock faces are overcomplicated, always using full sentences and correct grammar)

I wish for all the pennies that have been cast into wishing wells to be mine.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but all the pennies are melted down into one humongous chunk of metal.

I wish to reconnect with all the friends that I have lost.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but their all alcoholics now.

I wish to be a merman.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You have a fish tail but still can't breath underwater.

I wish for a wish fish.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but the fish is a hardcore procrastinator.

I wish for the power of flight.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you now always flight. Whenever you are confronted, your flight instinct will always win.

I wish to have perfect health

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Your health is so perfect that whenever you come within a mile of a living thing they die.

I wish for a nice cup of ice cold water.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you now have a cup made of ice.

I wish for living things not to die when they come near me.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Instead of dying they become paralyzed and can't move, speak, or interact with you in any way.

I wish for a normal cup that is filled with cold water.

Edited August 5, 2024 by Unintelligenius
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[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you now have a plastic cup filled with ice.

I wish for the living things I come to not to receive any harm.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted they are just teleported a mile into the air

I wish for ice cream

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted, it is pistachio ice cream. And it has turned.

I wish for a plastic cup that is filled with water, where the water in the cup is in it's liquid form and is colder then room temperature.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you now have a bowl of whipped cream with an ice cube in it.

I wish for NO HARM. I'm sure throwing life a mile into the air is quite harmful.

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Granted, your lips have been sealed shut so you may not drink it.

I wish for NO HARM. I'm sure throwing life a mile into the air is quite harmful.

Edited August 5, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug
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