Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Honorless he/him]

On 1/27/2024 at 1:23 PM, Lunamor said:

I wish for a normal sleep schedule.

Granted, you get a schedule emailed to you, the timings listed are all quite normal.

I wish to taste something new and delicious

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

5 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Granted, you get a schedule emailed to you, the timings listed are all quite normal.

I wish to taste something new and delicious

Granted. You’ll never eat it again

I wish for the ability to undo any bane.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. You’ll never eat it again

I wish for the ability to undo any bane.

Granted. If you can find the ingredients, which include stones from the top of the sky and birds from the bottom of the sea, you may make potions to reverse any bane.

Also, your feet are backward. 

I wish for chocolate.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Granted. If you can find the ingredients, which include stones from the top of the sky and birds from the bottom of the sea, you may make potions to reverse any bane.

Also, your feet are backward. 

I wish for chocolate.

Granted. Your hands get swapped.

I wish for infinite of the potion ingredients mentioned above.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. Your hands get swapped.

I wish for infinite of the potion ingredients mentioned above.

Granted. They’re locked in a big metal box.

You're now rooted to the ground.

I wish for the secret to eternal youth.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Granted. They’re locked in a big metal box.

You're now rooted to the ground.

I wish for the secret to eternal youth.

Granted. You can never use it.

I wish to be un-rooted

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. You can never use it.

I wish to be un-rooted

Granted. You are permanently suspended in the sky.

I wish for a tame pet tiger.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You no longer have knees.

I wish for the ability to rhyme with orange.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. Whatever language has a word that rhymes with "orange" is now the only language you can speak.

I wish to be able to do what Hoid cannot.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla said:

Granted. Whatever language has a word that rhymes with "orange" is now the only language you can speak.

I wish to be able to do what Hoid cannot.

Granted. You may not do anything Hoid can do. Including talking. And walking. And eating. And breathing. Whoops xD 

I wish for wings.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. They're about the same size as dollar bills with a mix of feathers and bat-wing membranes.

I wish for a napkin.

Edited January 29, 2024 by Ookla
Oops. Forgot the second half. :)

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It’s used.

I wish for a turtle.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Granted. It’s dead (sorry).

I wish to live in the UK.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Granted. You live deep in the earth, at the very edge of the UK, with no people or animals around you.

I wish to be elite.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. All mosquitoes within a two miles radius are drawn to you at all times.

I wish for a fancy hat.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, its obnoxiously big and you can't take it off.

I wish for a neverending bag of potato chips

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

granted, you become alergic to potatos 

i wish for a copy of stormlight 5

[Lord Spirit he/him]

granted, it will arrive in a few years

I wish for a bead of lerasium

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

granted, it is alloyed with aluminium

i wish for an idea at how to keep my plants alive

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

49 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

granted, it is alloyed with aluminium

i wish for an idea at how to keep my plants alive

Granted. It’s terrible

I wish to have a bottle of neutron star

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. The possession of such a strange and hazardous substance comes with a seemingly endless stream of paperwork you must fill out.

I wish for waffles.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, they're from 2011

I wish for a jar of cookies

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You’ve got really weak grip strength now.

I wish for goldfish to have long memories.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted. They remember when you flushed one of their kind down the toilet. They are coming for you!

I wish for a nice, juicy grilled chicken sandwich from chick fil a with a mountain of tomatoes, lettuce and cheese on top of it with a lemonade (mixed with sprite, of course), fries and some good sauce. Polynesian or chick fil a, either way.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. It's been poisoned just enough to give you a miserable night in the bathroom.

I wish to be able to tolerate spicier foods. Habanero peppers look so tempting, you know?