Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, you are deathly allergic to swimming pools. 
 

I wish to be able to fall asleep on command. 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. You now have narcolepsy

I wish to have no allergies.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You now perpetually have a cold.

I wish for a trip to the Horneater Peaks.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. You visit before the Horneaters live there.

I wish to me immune to all maladies.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. You can no longer eat any of your favorite foods.

I wish to be free. 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Everyone else becomes imprisoned.

I wish for better weather (It is currently -8°C and dry enough to make my lips crack if I spend more than 5 minutes outside)

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. Your house becomes a giant tomato.

I wish for a fish.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Your wished fish's fishy wish is wishing you to be a fish.

I wish for a kitten.

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On 1/13/2024 at 11:58 AM, Faerie Braids said:

Granted. Your wished fish's fishy wish is wishing you to be a fish.

I wish for a kitten.

It is furless. 
 

I wish for a barrel of water to 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. Your left pinky is now a toad

I wish for a tomato 

 

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. It's a baby tomato, and it replaces your right eye.

I wish for salted caramel.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It’s way way way too salty.

I wish for a bag full of ears

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You get some expired corn.

I wish for a camera with poor photo quality.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You cannot seem to use the photos no matter how hard you try.

I wish for:

 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. You are now:

I wish for unlimited daily reps.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted  You are now unreasonably jacked due to the amount of reps you are doing.

I wish for cringe to be banned worldwide.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. There is a mass incarceration of all people between the ages of 12 and 16. 

I wish for all bouncy balls to have twice the bounce height.

[Aeoryi she/her]

5 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted  You are now unreasonably jacked due to the amount of reps you are doing.

I wish for cringe to be banned worldwide.

Granted. Illegal activities seem to be rising at alarming rates.

I wish for smoke to be breathable 

Just now, Lunamor said:

Granted. There is a mass incarceration of all people between the ages of 12 and 16. 

I wish for all bouncy balls to have twice the bounce height.

Granted. They go half as far.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Smoke is technically already breathable, but your newly inspired false confidence leads you to get lung cancer.

I wish for the ability to correctly predict which side a tossed coin will land on.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. Smoke is technically already breathable, but your newly inspired false confidence leads you to get lung cancer.

I wish for the ability to correctly predict which side a tossed coin will land on.

Granted. You can never predict when the next solar eclipse is

I wish for cancer eating cancer 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. All coins now have identical sides.

I wish to not need sleep.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. Sleep is no longer required but highly recommended to succeed 

[Lunamor she/her]

7 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted. You can never predict when the next solar eclipse is

I wish for cancer eating cancer 

Granted. You still have cancer, just a different type.

I wish for my cat to get along with my dog.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but neither get along with you. 

i wish to have a theory that doesn’t get immediately shot down. 

[Aeoryi she/her]

14 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Granted, but neither get along with you. 

i wish to have a theory that doesn’t get immediately shot down. 

Granted. It gets disproven always

I wish for acid