Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It’s on fire

I wish for my own TV that has arms.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

It’s arms move In synchronization with the MC of the tv show you’re watching 

I wish for leaf

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[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. All puzzles you try to complete will be missing one piece.

I wish for a donut.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. You now have six toes on each foot.

I wish for a baseball bat signed by Babe Ruth.

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. You now have 5 live bats that constantly do their echolocation squeaky thing to annoy you

I wish to be able to craft fully cohesive thoughts

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. You are also now a goose.

I wish to be an articulate, humanoid potato

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but it's controlled by an Evil AI

I wish for a giant marshmellow

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

45 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Granted, but it's controlled by an Evil AI

I wish for a giant marshmellow

Granted, but its freeze-dried

I wish a butler named Jerry WHO IS NOT AN ASSASSIN.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, he’s a mouse. 

I wish to get good grades. 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

6 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Granted, he’s a mouse. 

I wish to get good grades. 

Granted, whenever your grades changed a giant mouth will shout what it is

I wish for my own cello with one of those really fancy bows.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. You no longer have hands.

I wish to be bonded to the Nightwatcher

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, you must grant everyone elses wishes. 

I wish for more books. 

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. Your hands can only ever hold books from now on.

I wish for an Iron man suit

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Wittles said:

Granted. Your hands can only ever hold books from now on.

I wish for an Iron man suit

Granted. It’s got faulty jet boosters.

I wish for unlimited pencils

[Ravenclawjedi42]

12 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. It’s got faulty jet boosters.

I wish for unlimited pencils

Granted. They are all mechanical and the lead wont come out.

I wish for a few gallons of tea.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. People now feel compelled to endlessly gossip in your presence.

I wish for some muffins.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The night watcher tells you that this is forbidden and gives you a tuna sandwich.

I wish for a time turner.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

granted you get an upside down clock.

i wish to be given no curses from this forum

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You get cursed by the actual Nightwatcher instead.

I wish to be proficient at playing the violin.

[..... he/him]

granted you have to practice a lot first and to stay that way you have to keep practicing

I wish for Infinite of my favorite food 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

36 minutes ago, ..... said:

granted you have to practice a lot first and to stay that way you have to keep practicing

I wish for Infinite of my favorite food 

Granted, it's now the only thing you can eat.

I wish to win my trivia competition

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Everything you have previously learned is replaced by a vast pool of trivia knowledge.

I wish for artistic talent.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. You can only draw pencils.

I wish for an Olympic swimming pool filled with lemon juice.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Granted. You are now deathly allergic to lemons.

I wish for a bane

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. You get a piece of paper that says “You got a bane”

I wish to not be deathly allergic to lemons.