Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. Your bane is that you cannot store nutrition and you starve to death.

I wish to be a windrunner 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you're a Windrunner for two seconds before dying.

I wish for a painless death far in the future once I'm old, married and have several kids.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You age in seconds and die a peaceful death. 

Your bane is that every other hour you are resurrected in damnation.

I wish to be an alive windrunner and have an alive spren and have an unrelated curse that doesn't involve death, mulitation, etc.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

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 You are allergic to cheese now.

I wish for my food to always taste good.

Edited July 13, 2023 by Lightweaver2

[Aeoryi she/her]

Make a wish please

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

12 minutes ago, Lightweaver2 said:

I wish for my food to always taste good.

Granted, you're now blind.

I wish to be able to make food appeared cooked the exact way I want it to be with the right ingredients.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. However, no one will ever enjoy it.

I wish to be an awakener of the 4th heightening.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you are now four feet tall.

I wish for a slice of pizza.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You have no stomach or digestive organs. 

I wish to have a honorblade

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you are killed soon after.

I wish for a stick of chewing gum.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted your bane is

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Your bane is that you can't eat  the gum or the stick

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I wish to have not died but still have my alive spren and my honorblade.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you have a rainspren and a sword with a paper on it saying "honor" and a picture of Zuko.

I wish for fire powers.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted you are now an epic with fire powers. Your weakness is consciousness. You can only use your abilities while unconscious.

I wish for an intelligent spren. And Taln's Honorblade from roshar.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, as you didn't specify where you wanted them to be beside (I wish for) they appear in the hands of a completely random person in another continent than yours.

I wish for a tophat.

[Aeoryi she/her]

The sprens still bonded to me so i am a windrunner.

Granted, although you get your head chopped off by a hat smuggling theif.

I wish to know my sprens name and have it be bonded with me and be still alive

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, the spren is still alive, you're stabbed in the head by an inquisitor.

I wish for a slab of steak cooked to perfection on a plate infront of me and so I can eat it.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Granted, the spren is still alive, you're stabbed in the head by an inquisitor.

I wish for a slab of steak cooked to perfection on a plate infront of me and so I can eat it.

I asked for my sprens name. what is it?

Granted. you steak is cooked but before you can eat it lift steals your dinner and eats it.

I wish to know my spren's name, and type. and I would like us to be together and not dead / going to die / mulitated.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, your spren is named Riin, is a cultivation spren. You are together. Romantically

I wish for a slice of pizza.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It is lifeless, and eats hamburgers to live. its secret word thingy is 

"The nightwatcher does not play games." you must say this 138.5 times in order for it to work.

I wish to unmake whoever grants this wish and for I and my spren (who are together or smth) to still be alive and intact [not unmade] and not doomed to die.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

 Granted. You lose three toes.

 

I wish to be a fullborn fifth oath radiant that is also an Elantrian and have the tenth heightening.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You become bonded to the sibling and utter the words of the 5th ideal but the sibling cuts the nahel bond [actually a thing in row]. You become mentally impaired when trying to use your breaths; you cannot concentrate well enough to awaken anything, and you forget how to speak. As an elantrian your powers do not work away from sel and elantris, like normal.

 

I wish for my bane to be the same amount of words as this wish, and not longer in characters.

 

 [20 words (spaces don't count.)]

[Silver Phantom he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that you can now only speak in twenty word long sentences for the rest of your days.

 

I wish I had a pet Japanese dwarf flying squirrel

Edited July 25, 2023 by Silver Phantom

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. In a turn of events the flying squirel keeps you as a pet. I hope you are happy.

I wish for my writing to not be deleted randomly by the shard.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

The Nightwatcher pats you on the shoulder and says, “me too, buddy. Me too.”

I wish for my band to be the same number of characters (excluding spaces) as my wish.

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Edited July 25, 2023 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Ok, the name of your band is changed to something with the same amount of characters as your wish.

 You get kicked out of said band.

 

I wish to have early access to Stormlight 5.