Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. No one except you follows this wish.

I wish for the curse for this wish to be unrelated to this wish or any before it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, your eyes turn into goldfish.

I wish for a giant stuffed animal to appear on the White House.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You are executed at dawn for defacing government property.

I wish for this wish to surpass all the others

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, somehow.

I wish for eternal Reeses pieces for all mankind.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Granted. Mankind dies out except for you, but you have unlimited Reeces pieces.

I wish for Aladdin’s lamp.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, it's the prop form the live action Aladdin.

I wish for Illegal Hamilton to have never been made.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It is now legal. People make fake versions all the time and you can never tell which one is right.

I wish for my curse to be 10 sentences long.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Granted.

 You cannot speak for the rest of your life, with exceptions. If someone says a word that starts with an A and then right after a word that starts with X you can say two words. However, those words can only be the words “word” or “sentence”. Also, if someone replies to you you may say the words “I don’t know” in that order. Then, if someone replies to that you may say “why”. There are no other times you can speak. You can use body language but not sign language. You cannot create a new language. You can write, but your handwriting is so bad that no one else can read it. You can make noises, but nothing that sounds like words.

 

I wish to make varsity in soccer.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. Before anything happens you are whisked away to another world in a flash of green and find yourself on a mountain. You can see urithiru in the distance. And then you get killed by nale from behind for suspected radiant knight.

I wish to be able to speak properly, to stay alive and healthy and human and sane for a time of my chosing and be able to communicate with people who exist and can hear me normally and those people are alive and unaffected by the curse, as well as have a planet that will remain alive for 2093 years and is inhabitable. And not have to say word, I don't know, write nicely and speak english without requirements.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, the time stream forms a loop for eternity except for you. You're the only one who experiences all the days and ages.

I wish for a Megamind sequel (AND NOT A SHORT!)

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It is written in UTF-8 with a combination of Spanish, Simplified Chinese and Latin.

I wish for time to act normal for me

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Granted.

 You act what would be considered normal by us. However, everyone else acts abnormally, making you stand out still.

 

I wish for rain.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you get a tsunami.

I wish for time to stay still and keep going at my commands so I can read as long as I want while still listening to music on Alexa.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. Time now stops for you forever. Hope you enjoy doing nothing for the rest of your life 

I wish for people to act normal as well as myself

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, nothing ever special happens because everyone is that fake imagined state of "normal".

I wish for the perfect burger.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted it's a wooper. Enjoy listening to that burger king commercial.

I wish for exciting things to happen normally

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, it becomes normal and boring.

I wish for a slice of cake.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted it's brick and mortar flavored. Your bane is that sugar tastes like cement.

I wish for things to go back to as they were before I made a wish

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you get stuck in an infinite loop on the day you made your first wish, so things keep going back and you can't interact with the world anymore.

I wish for being impervious to all banes UNLESS it's cheese related.

[Aeoryi she/her]

granted. All banes are cheese related now without even mentioning cheese

I wish to form a permanent nahel bond with a spren (an already existing bond please) and have an unrelated curse. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you are bonded to a cryptic that says "mmmmmm... lies..." every time you start to talk.

I wish for unlimited power!

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Granted. Only in my horrible Paw patrol crackfic I made when I was 5

I wish for the Sonic fanbase to clean itself up.

Edited July 13, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, by cleaning itself up, it is gone.

I wish for the fact that Wakanda Forever stole the ornithopter design from Dune to be known to everyone. Injustice!

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. No one cares except you.

I wish to form a nahel bond to a intellectual spren that doesn't declare that I am lying whenever I say something 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you bond a logic spren.

I wish for the ability to eat as much as I want, be as lazy as I want, and such, without gaining weight from it.