Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

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I wish for more time to read.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. All your books are now in Pig Latin.

I wish for there to be more good fantasy TV shows.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, two good fantasy shows are begun and run for one season before being canceled.

I wish for sleep for everyone to always be restful, no matter how long it was you've been sleeping.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, Lightweaver2 said:

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No curse? how lucky!

1 hour ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted. All your books are now in Pig Latin.

I wish for there to be more good fantasy TV shows.

Granted. All TV shows fantasy or not, are now targeted towards 2-5 year-olds and bore you to death. Additionally, watching TV for more than 12 minutes without 17 minute breaks will cause the nearest carpet to blow up. attempting to watch old TV shows or illegal, modernized, or altered versions of any TV show will cause the device to blow up as well as the producer. If someone tries to talk to you about any TV show, they blow up. If you try to make a TV show, or think about making a TV show, you blow up. Anything else that is related to TV shows that i missed also blows up when you think about it. 

ninja'd but this was too good to remove.

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

 

I wish for sleep for everyone to always be restful, no matter how long it was you've been sleeping.

granted. No one will ever sleep again due to fear of nightmares.

I wish for time to be 2 dimensional (its currently 1D).

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, reality becomes 2D instead of 3D

I wish for world peace.

[Aeoryi she/her]

The world is peaceful. However, everyone's moved out of the world and wars have broken out there.

I wish for a sense of direction 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, You will have the sense to always know which way is a random person's right.

I wish for a pet void bringer named Wind-Isle 

Edited July 11, 2023 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
forgot to put in the wish.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Since you didn't have a wish your curse is that every five seconds an object disappears and your wish is for a wish.

 

I wish for the airplanes to be actual stars in the night sky.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, the "stars" land on the earth and we all blow up.

I wish for another bag of Ruffles.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. That'll be $409.87 USD please. 

I wish to be able to invert wishes or curses.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The Night watcher kicks you out.

I wish to own Chick Fil A.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, you get a picture of what you wanted. Signed by the nightwatcher

I wish for the invert color mode to be back on my computer.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, but now the world is inverted colors to your eyes.

I wish for a signed copy of Lord of the Rings leather-bound edition.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Spoiler

That would be cool

Granted. The book is glued shut, rendering the signature pointless.

I wish for a title

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you are now Exotwo the second.

I wish for my laptop to stop lagging in any way shape or form.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. The computer blows up because it overheated.

I wish for a prefix title

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Multi-Exotwo the Second.

I wish for the perfect weather.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You are now a cloud. You die in four hours.

I wish for a new suffix and prefix title that aren't related to exotwo or numbers

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, someone randomly tells you what it is in five years.

I wish for a French fry.

[Aeoryi she/her]

You get a French fry. You can no longer consume calories

I wish for a wish that cannot be granted.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, your wishes can no longer contain words that start with "th."

I wish for a musical about Aaron Burr.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You do not hear it ever.

I wish for da ultimate secret to all of time and retain dat knowledge and be able to communicate with others who will be able to hear me and will be willing to hear me.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you die after one second of knowing it.

I wish for Ashoka to be as good as it looks.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted although that's kinda weird. Enjoy watching Ashoka for the rest of your five minutes life!

I wish for there to be no loopholes in this wish.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted.

I wish for every word to be replaced by supercalafragilisticexpialadocious.