Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The One Ring she/her]

granted, it's the last book you'll ever read

I wish I have the thing I want above all else

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

On 8/20/2021 at 11:03 PM, The One Ring said:

I wish I have the thing I want above all else

Granted, the thing that you want is now positioned directly above you and everything else in our Galaxy.

That highly coveted thing is 3000 light years above the earth, ~2000 light years above the spiral arm of the Milky way Galaxy, and approximately 500 light years above even a singular atom of matter and is a comfortable -459.67° F. Really hope that thing you wanted was just an iPhone or something.

Your bane is that you now have 2 left hands, but strangely you're still right handed...

I wish I had a form of portable personal transportation that allowed me to fly safely. Like maybe a working propeller hat, or a small quad copter skateboard, or jetpack shoes, you know, something like that.

[Squirrelwatcher he/him]

5 hours ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

I wish I had a form of portable personal transportation that allowed me to fly safely. Like maybe a working propeller hat, or a small quad copter skateboard, or jetpack shoes, you know, something like that.

Granted, but you also become blind.

I wish for a copy of Stormlight 5.

[Honorless he/him]

3 hours ago, Squirrelwatcher said:

I wish for a copy of Stormlight 5.

Granted, here you go

Spoiler

Stormlight 5.

Spoiler

Copied and pasted, just for you

*wink*

 

I wish for a Harry Potter wand that I can use

[Argus the Awful he/him]

3 hours ago, Honorless said:

Granted, here you go

  Reveal hidden contents

Stormlight 5.

  Reveal hidden contents

Copied and pasted, just for you

*wink*

 

I wish for a Harry Potter wand that I can use

Granted but it attracts bees

i wish for a third eye

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Granted. It's on the bottom of your foot and can't see any thing.

 

I wish for my room to be decorated just the way I want to be

[Honorless he/him]

29 minutes ago, Szeth Facpalm said:

I wish for my room to be decorated just the way I want to be

Granted, but you'll have to share your room with your most annoying cousins very, very often

I wish for a djinni's lamp

[Argus the Awful he/him]

24 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Granted, but you'll have to share your room with your most annoying cousins very, very often

I wish for a djinni's lamp

Granted but it smells like dead fish

i wish for a pet rat

[Squirrelwatcher he/him]

58 minutes ago, Argus the Awful said:

Granted but it smells like dead fish

i wish for a pet rat

Granted, but you also get a very hungry pet cat as well.

I wish for a sandwich.

[Honorless he/him]

53 minutes ago, Squirrelwatcher said:

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted but Argus' pet cat eats it

I want to teach dogs to wield swords so they can go all Dark Souls

[Argus the Awful he/him]

17 hours ago, Honorless said:

Granted but Argus' pet cat eats it

I want to teach dogs to wield swords so they can go all Dark Souls

Granted but they melt in sunlight

I wish for a flying house that eats people

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Granted. It eats you.

 

I wish i could play all the instruments in the entire world.

[Guest]

58 minutes ago, Szeth Facpalm said:

Granted. It eats you.

 

I wish i could play all the instruments in the entire world.

Granted. But you're horrible at it.

I wish there were no exams.

[Zennix he/him]

39 minutes ago, Elf_at_heart said:

Granted. But you're horrible at it.

I wish there were no exams.

Granted. You now have pop quizzes every week. 
I wish for world peace 

[Honorless he/him]

1 hour ago, Zennix said:

Granted. You now have pop quizzes every week. 
I wish for world peace 

Granted, the world explodes, no more world, no more war

I wish for the ability to yeet politicians into the void

[Knight of Iron she/they]

6 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Granted, the world explodes, no more world, no more war

I wish for the ability to yeet politicians into the void

Granted, but as the void is their domain from whence they came, they grow stronger than you can possibly imagine.

I wish that I could wish for something to wish for for this wish, and not just inadvertently create wish-ception, and that I could then, having received my wish of knowing what to wish for, travel back in time to wish for that instead.

[Honorless he/him]

1 hour ago, Knight of Iron said:

Granted, but as the void is their domain from whence they came, they grow stronger than you can possibly imagine.

[Zennix he/him]

2 hours ago, Knight of Iron said:

Granted, but as the void is their domain from whence they came, they grow stronger than you can possibly imagine.

I wish that I could wish for something to wish for for this wish, and not just inadvertently create wish-ception, and that I could then, having received my wish of knowing what to wish for, travel back in time to wish for that instead.

Not granted. You bit your tongue while trying to make that wish thereby making it invalid. The Nightwatcher pities you and gives you a much smaller tongue. 
 

I wish to dream vividly. 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

1 hour ago, Zennix said:

Not granted. You bit your tongue while trying to make that wish thereby making it invalid. The Nightwatcher pities you and gives you a much smaller tongue. 
 

I wish to dream vividly. 

Granted; You dream vividly, but now reality seems but a dream. You don’t know what’s real anymore.

I wish my tongue were returned to normal size.

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

Granted. Your nose is now 11 inches long. 

I wish that I could beat a video game.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

On 8/25/2021 at 6:31 PM, Flaming Coinshoot said:

Granted. Your nose is now 11 inches long. 

I wish that I could beat a video game.

Granted, you’ve won virtual tic tac toe, but you’ve angered the tic tac toe gods.

I wish my nose was no longer 11 inches long, and it was normal sized.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Knight of Iron said:

I wish my nose was no longer 11 inches long, and it was normal sized.

Granted. It is now the normal size for a giant 100 times you size

I wish for a nice haircut.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

6 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted. It is now the normal size for a giant 100 times you size

I wish for a nice haircut.

Granted, your new puke-green Mohawk compliments everyone who walks by you.

I wish my nose and all of my body parts were properly proportioned to each other.

[NameIess]

8 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said:

I wish my nose and all of my body parts were properly proportioned to each other.

Granted. You are now 3 inches tall.

I wish for an awesome hat.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Granted. You are now deathly allergic to all foods that are not vegan and gluten free.

 

I wish for a wish without a boon

Edit: BANE! I MEAN BANE!

Edited August 27, 2021 by Szeth Facpalm