the court rp

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"Court, my colleage, is a last resort of sorts. they did not need to go to court over this"

“They did not need to, no. But they wanted to. Or…someone wanted to.” The tea kettle begins steaming and Ráven prepares two cups of tea.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“They did not need to, no. But they wanted to. Or…someone wanted to.” The tea kettle begins steaming and Ráven prepares two cups of tea.

Raven rolls his eyes.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

“Would anybody else like tea?” Ráven asks the court.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

royalbeemage colects his cup but stays silent about who wanted to go to court as it may or may not have been himself

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, RoyalBeeMage said:

royalbeemage colects his cup but stays silent about who wanted to go to court as it may or may not have been himself

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that is how a court man speaks! just dont be so obvious.

Raven sighs some more. "I propose we take a recess"

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Raven sighs some more. "I propose we take a recess"

royalbeemage shurgs "it will take a few minutes to print all the paper work so sure."

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Raven sighs some more. "I propose we take a recess"

“Coworker, we began this session barely half an hour ago.” Ráven blows on their tea.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 minute ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

royalbeemage shurgs "it will take a few minutes to print all the paper work so sure."

He puts his head down, kinda defeated. "All in favor?"

1 minute ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“Coworker, we began this session barely half an hour ago.” Ráven blows on their tea.

"this court session would collapse without me. and besides, i must leave soon."

Edited February 1, 2024 by TheRavenHasLanded

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

He puts his head down, kinda defeated. "All in favor?"

"this court session would collapse without me."

Ráven shrugs and gulps down the rest of their tea.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

"im not going to deny ether of you ravens"

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, RoyalBeeMage said:

"im not going to deny ether of you ravens"

"arent you the grand juror?-"

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

"well.. yes. oh fine." royalbeemage sighs as he raises his hand for recess.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the door of the courtroom burst open, "Your honor, deny that. There is one more piece of evidence that must be brought up for the jury to deliberate upon." It was none other than that one lawyer, Thaidakar T. Ghostblood. "May I take the floor?"

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

"umm. yes sure. umm go ahead. raven and ráven get back here."

@Ravenclawjedi42 @TheRavenHasLanded @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Edited February 1, 2024 by RoyalBeeMage

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

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It wouldn't be me truly rping unless I come in with melodramatic flair and overcomplicated solutions. 

Mr T. T. Ghostblood strode forward slowly and deliberately. He gazed around the room at each and every member of the jury. Finally, he set his suitcase down on a table and withdrew a few papers. He licked his finger and lifted a page. Finally, he cleared his throat and began to speak.

"Your Honor and the jury, before you consider this case I must bring to light the following facts."

he lifted another page, straightened the stack, continued. "Several people have been accepted to various Shardic families in these esteemed forums. Several to different ones. Is it an outlandish proposition that the child can be a part of both families? And, in the situation where there are conflicting interests of the mothers, that perhaps a third party can step in and make the final decision? Your honor, I propose that a regulating authority be brought into the fray. Thus, there is a final authority to conflicts between the two regarding the child."

The lawyer straightened the papers, lifted one, continued, "And, one more thing, I would like to bring to light a law. That law being: she who gives cookies is mother. This was passed on the 32nd of Undecember in the Guilds forum by the Senatus Dessertus, led by Chairman @Edema Rue. Shall I continue?"

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Storms, now I'm invested.

 

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

"does the chair person @Edema Rue have anything to say about this? otherwise, continue."

[Edema Rue she/her]

6 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Mr T. T. Ghostblood strode forward slowly and deliberately. He gazed around the room at each and every member of the jury. Finally, he set his suitcase down on a table and withdrew a few papers. He licked his finger and lifted a page. Finally, he cleared his throat and began to speak.

"Your Honor and the jury, before you consider this case I must bring to light the following facts."

he lifted another page, straightened the stack, continued. "Several people have been accepted to various Shardic families in these esteemed forums. Several to different ones. Is it an outlandish proposition that the child can be a part of both families? And, in the situation where there are conflicting interests of the mothers, that perhaps a third party can step in and make the final decision? Your honor, I propose that a regulating authority be brought into the fray. Thus, there is a final authority to conflicts between the two regarding the child."

The lawyer straightened the papers, lifted one, continued, "And, one more thing, I would like to bring to light a law. That law being: she who gives cookies is mother. This was passed on the 32nd of Undecember in the Guilds forum by the Senatus Dessertus, led by Chairman @Edema Rue. Shall I continue?"

 

3 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

"does the chair person @Edema Rue have anything to say about this? otherwise, continue."

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Oop-

Hello yes Chairwoman Eddie speaking, what the light am I doing here and how do I do it?

 

Edited February 1, 2024 by Edema Rue

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

 

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*whisper whisper* basically, I said that you passed some law about that the parent who gives the most cookies to the child should get custody. Do with that what you will.

 

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

Hello yes Chairwoman Eddie speaking, what the light am I doing here and how do I do it?

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make up a bunch of legal sounding things. the court is asembled to deal with the cusody of @Just-A-Stick whith both @SmilingPanda19 and @Part Of The Narrative both claiming her as there own

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

 

Just now, RoyalBeeMage said:

 

Chairwoman Eddie stands, looking down on the court with a cool smile. "Many laws have been passed on such matters. All evidence must be submitted, in a proper affidavit, before any outcome may be decided. Continue," she orders, sitting.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Chairwoman Eddie stands, looking down on the court with a cool smile. "Many laws have been passed on such matters. All evidence must be submitted, in a proper affidavit, before any outcome may be decided. Continue," she orders, sitting.

Thaidakar nodded, "I agree, indubitably."

In a random church of the indubitable one, the chorus of indubitablies began.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

"ahh that sound is never helpfull when the court is in session." high judge royalbeemage wispered to @Ravenclawjedi42

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

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Can I be bailiff?

 

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, Lightweaver2 said:

Can I be bailiff?

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2 things 1) who? 2)sure!

 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

1 minute ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

 

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Pretty much I get to take care of troublemakers in court. I won’t be super active, but if you need someone thrown out, just mention me and I’ll be here.

Bailiff Light-son-Weaver stands menacingly in the corner.