Just_a_Fan he/him Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 an official thread for the grammar police, because that doesn't exist yet for some reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 You started a grammar police group with an uncapitalized sentence? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 It should be "Grammar Police." Or "Grammar Police!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 oH DeAR there outta get sme! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said: oH DeAR there outta get sme! Do you mean "Oh dear, they're out to get me!"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted November 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Lord Spirit said: You started a grammar police group with an uncapitalized sentence? Yes. While i have created the thread, I am not a member of the Grammar Police. Have a good day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argenti he/him Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said: Yes. While i have created the thread, I am not a member of the Grammar Police. Have a good day. I* 4 hours ago, Lord Spirit said: Do you mean "Oh dear, they're out to get me!"? mean,* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 Hello, I belong here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 I is gramer, perssin so. I be long hear⸮ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 7 hours ago, Aetherbound said: I is gramer, perssin so. I be long hear⸮ Most of those mistakes are not grammar, instead punctuation and spelling, the latter of which is not my area of expertise. But in “I is” you used the word is to describe the first-person nominative pronoun in English, while “is” is the conjugation of the copula specifically and solely for the third-person singular pronouns in English. I’m not actually certain what was intended by “perssin so,” so I cannot critique that. “I be” is very similar to your first mistake, as be is used in both the infinitive form and past tense, not for first-person present. “Hear” was likely intended to mean “here,” and if you read the message phonetically you get “I am a person of grammar, so I belong here.” If so, I’m not sure you do, considering you made all those mistakes and more in your sentence. That being said, you still can join this thread if you swear to post in the correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation! Quote . I am now late to school because I took the time to write this post. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted November 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 11 hours ago, Aetherbound said: I is gramer, perssin so. I be long hear⸮ To add to the post above, "perssin" seems to be "person", thus the phrase posted translates to "I am a grammar person, so I belong here." At least, that's what I think you're saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argenti he/him Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 (edited) 5 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said: Most of those mistakes are not grammar, instead punctuation and spelling, the latter of which is not my area of expertise. But in “I is” you used the word is to describe the first-person nominative pronoun in English, while “is” is the conjugation of the copula specifically and solely for the third-person singular pronouns in English. I’m not actually certain what was intended by “perssin so,” so I cannot critique that. “I be” is very similar to your first mistake, as be is used in both the infinitive form and past tense, not for first-person present. “Hear” was likely intended to mean “here,” and if you read the message phonetically you get “I am a person of grammar, so I belong here.” If so, I’m not sure you do, considering you made all those mistakes and more in your sentence. That being said, you still can join this thread if you swear to post in the correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation! Most of those mistakes are not grammar, grammar but instead instead punctuation and spelling, the latter of which is not my area of expertise. But in “I is” you used the word is to describe the first-person nominative pronoun in English, while “is” is the conjugation of the copula specifically and solely for the third-person singular pronouns in English. I’m not actually certain what was intended by “perssin so,” so I cannot critique that. “I be” is very similar to your first mistake, as be is used in both the infinitive form and past tense, not for the first person first-person present. “Hear” was likely intended to mean “here,” and if you read the message phonetically phonetically, you get “I am a person of grammar, so I belong here.” If so, I’m not sure you do, considering you made all those mistakes and more in your sentence. That being said, you still can join this thread if you swear to post in with the correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation! Quote The only real grammar mistake here was you used in instead of with. Grammarly go brrrr. Edited November 2, 2023 by Argenti 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Argenti said: Most of those mistakes are not grammar, grammar but instead instead punctuation and spelling, the latter of which is not my area of expertise. But in “I is” you used the word is to describe the first-person nominative pronoun in English, while “is” is the conjugation of the copula specifically and solely for the third-person singular pronouns in English. I’m not actually certain what was intended by “perssin so,” so I cannot critique that. “I be” is very similar to your first mistake, as be is used in both the infinitive form and past tense, not for the first person first-person present. “Hear” was likely intended to mean “here,” and if you read the message phonetically phonetically, you get “I am a person of grammar, so I belong here.” If so, I’m not sure you do, considering you made all those mistakes and more in your sentence. That being said, you still can join this thread if you swear to post in with the correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation! I can’t believe I missed that. Did I really spell phonetically wrong? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 I have friends who do this to the stories I write all the time! I do not belong here. Fare thee well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argenti he/him Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 13 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said: I can’t believe I missed that. Did I really spell phonetically wrong? You did not; Grammaly just claimed you missed a comma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Argenti said: You did not; Grammaly just claimed you missed a comma. Grammaly...yes, we love "Grammaly" so very much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 22 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: Grammaly...yes, we love "Grammaly" so very much. *Contemplates posting a Grammarly ad, but decides not to because it’s too annoying.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argenti he/him Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 54 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: Grammaly...yes, we love "Grammaly" so very much. I do love Gram XD. Quote My misspelling powers are too strong. Nothing can stop me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea Leaf Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 I saw this yesterday: "every time you correct my grammar i think fewer of you." Also I can be the dialogue manager here if you need one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted November 9, 2023 Report Share Posted November 9, 2023 I love grammar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argenti he/him Posted November 18, 2023 Report Share Posted November 18, 2023 On 11/9/2023 at 6:45 AM, Canada Lover said: I love grammar. But does Gram love you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted November 18, 2023 Report Share Posted November 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, Argenti said: But does Gram love you? I doubt it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argenti he/him Posted November 18, 2023 Report Share Posted November 18, 2023 Just now, Canada Lover said: I doubt it. Have you tried talking two her about it? Quote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted November 18, 2023 Report Share Posted November 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, Argenti said: Have you tried talking two her about it? Please, stop. I'm not sure how much more of this I can take. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argenti he/him Posted November 18, 2023 Report Share Posted November 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Canada Lover said: Please, stop. I'm not sure how much more of this I can take. no; i will write how a i please when i please it and theres nothing you or any one else can do to stop me and meself's grammar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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