The Unfair RP

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, Nameless* said:

The individual in question coughs up some water before replying. "My name is Arkyn. I'm not a meerkat. And I don't know the way to Elfland. Do you know the way to Fairycountry?"

“Oh, yeah! My brother goes to college there. If you go about a hundred miles south from here, than turn left, you’ll reach it eventually.”

[NameIess]

Just now, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“Oh, yeah! My brother goes to college there. If you go about a hundred miles south from here, than turn left, you’ll reach it eventually.”

"Thanks!" Arkyn jumps back into the ocean and starts swimming north.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

directions are switched

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, Nameless* said:

"Thanks!" Arkyn jumps back into the ocean and starts swimming north.

“Don’t drown!” Sya calls after them.

[NameIess]

Just now, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“Don’t drown!” Sya calls after them.

Arkyn doesn't respond as he quickly sinks out of sight.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

you float back up with an enormous piece of concrete on your head.

[NameIess]

Arkyn shakes the concrete off his head and keeps attempting to swim in the direction that he thinks is north, that is actually south.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

8 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“Why? I don’t really feel like it right now. But if you’ll bring me to Elfland…perhaps we can strike a bargain.”

Yes that is my destination.

6 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

The individual in question coughs up some water before replying. "My name is Arkyn. I'm not a meerkat. And I don't know the way to Elfland. Do you know the way to Fairycountry?"

It is very near elfandle

4 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

directions are switched

Willy uses landmarks and proceeds in the right direction.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

which is in fact the left direction,

[Ravenclawjedi42]

2 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Arkyn shakes the concrete off his head and keeps attempting to swim in the direction that he thinks is north, that is actually south.

“That’s south, by the way!” Sya calls, using her magic GPS thingy.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

which is in fact the left direction,

Willy knows this and heads in the wrong direction to him, which is right.

[NameIess]

Just now, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“That’s south, by the way!” Sya calls, using her magic GPS thingy.

Arkyn is already out of earshot and continues swimming in the wrong direction, swiftly sinking out of sight over the horizon.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1 minute ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Willy knows this and heads in the wrong direction to him, which is right.

“Wait, is this the way to Elfland? Because I really need to go there. Are you an elf? Which are cuter, mosquitoes or houseflies?”

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

42 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“Wait, is this the way to Elfland? Because I really need to go there. Are you an elf? Which are cuter, mosquitoes or houseflies?”

Houseflies., and is am an elf, so I will always know the way there. A large boat appeared an Willy started sailing. He tied a rope around the rest of them bro help them on, incudling Arkyn.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

the boat is made up of styrofoam.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

1 hour ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

the boat is made up of styrofoam.

It sailed at impeccable speed, until they saw the mainland not far off in the distance.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Mya blinks and starts contemplating death.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

4 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Mya blinks and starts contemplating death.

Willy hopes she will hold out till they reach the elf land where they can heal all mental struggles.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

11 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Houseflies., and is am an elf, so I will always know the way there. A large boat appeared an Willy started sailing. He tied a rope around the rest of them bro help them on, incudling Arkyn.

“Wait…you’re an elf? Do you wear a watch? Preferably golden, but any kind will do.”

Edited October 7, 2023 by Ravenclawjedi42
Grammar mistakes

[Edema Rue she/her]

Mya contemplates oranges.

[Canada Lover]

Cylen looks around, confused. She sat down, alone, contemplating why she was here. Cylen knows what she must do, as she was the peacekeeper. The last line of defense before total chaos. Except she had no idea where she was.

Edited October 7, 2023 by Canada Lover
Had second thoughts on name.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

1 hour ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“Wait…you’re an elf? Do you wear a watch? Preferably golden, but any kind will do.”

Yes, I don’t need a watch I always k is the time. He tapped his head.

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

Mya contemplates oranges.

Willy was happier.

@The Honorable One you are in charge today and tomorrow unito it switches. Be unfair.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A random dragon falls from the sky and looks to the nearest tree. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? BECAUSE I DON’T!"

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

A random dragon falls from the sky and looks to the nearest tree. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? BECAUSE I DON’T!"

Mya is still sitting in said tree. She starts to contemplate the idea of the self. “I don’t know who you are. Or who I am. Or, rather, who anyone is.”

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

A random dragon falls from the sky and looks to the nearest tree. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? BECAUSE I DON’T!"

You are a dragon.