The Unfair RP

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

"How intriguing." Cylen walks over to the goat-giraffe, studying it's fur and strange body.

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You can’t study its fur. Pick something else.

 

[Canada Lover]

Cylen noticed it did not have fur, and studied it's interesting face.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

Cylen noticed it did not have fur, and studied it's interesting face.

Jol walked over. “That’s my friend Geoff Jeff. He’s Canadian.”

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

1 hour ago, Nameless* said:

"I'm Arkyn. Where am I?"

At elf land. We must go to the capital.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

20 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

At elf land. We must go to the capital.

“So, if you can tell the time naturally…can all elves do that? Do any of them wear watches? Because I really need one.”

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Is is currently 1:23 most but bot all elfvs can naturally tell time.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

3 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Is is currently 1:23 most but bot all elfvs can naturally tell time.

“So does anyone have a watch?”

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Just now, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“So does anyone have a watch?”

Willy shrugged

[Canada Lover]

"Canadian. That is very interesting. So is Canada. Canada has beavers. Beavers are very interesting." Now Cylen was thinking about Beavers.

@The Honorable One

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Are we with the others looking for elf land or something?

 

Edited October 7, 2023 by Canada Lover

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

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Everybody is together.

 

[Ravenclawjedi42]

5 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"Canadian. That is very interesting. So is Canada. Canada has beavers. Beavers are very interesting." Now Cylen was thinking about Beavers.

@The Honorable One

 

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Sya (me), Willy, and some other people are in Elfland, I’m looking for an Elf’s watch, I don’t know what Willy’s doing.

 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

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Willy looks up mysteriously

 

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

At elf land. We must go to the capital.

“Elf land? Isn’t that right next to Fairy country?”

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, Nameless* said:

“Elf land? Isn’t that right next to Fairy country?”

“They’re close. I’m pretty sure Fairy Country is to the south of here, with Dwarfshire to the east, and the Ocean of Dreams to our left.”

[NameIess]

Just now, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“They’re close. I’m pretty sure Fairy Country is to the south of here, with Dwarfshire to the east, and the Ocean of Dreams to our left.”

“But I was going the other way!” Arkym looks over his shoulder nervously. “Do you happen to know if Elf land allows extradition to Fairy country?”

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

“But I was going the other way!” Arkym looks over his shoulder nervously. “Do you happen to know if Elf land allows extradition to Fairy country?”

Sya shook her head. “No idea. I’ve only been here once. Sorry. What did you do?” She turned to Willy. “Are there bagel shops here? I’m getting really hungry.”

@ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

2 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

“But I was going the other way!” Arkym looks over his shoulder nervously. “Do you happen to know if Elf land allows extradition to Fairy country?”

“I don’t think so,” Jol said.

[Canada Lover]

Cylen stopped thinking about Beavers and caught up to Jol, who appeared to be talking to other people. Cylen studied the strangers.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

5 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

Cylen stopped thinking about Beavers and caught up to Jol, who appeared to be talking to other people. Cylen studied the strangers.

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Do something other than study.

@Canada Lover

Edited October 7, 2023 by The Honorable One

[Canada Lover]

"Salutations. Who are you all?" Cylen asked rather awkwardly.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

5 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"Salutations. Who are you all?" Cylen asked rather awkwardly.

“Hi! I’m Syavedofamyan Kratykivanto-Chafatlyan of Tzavonklitasa, or Place-where-ravens-are-praised, and I love Bagels! My favorite kind is Pumpernickel Everything, lightly toasted with butter, capers, bacon, lettuce, and tomatoes. Do you like the theater?”

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“Hi! I’m Syavedofamyan Kratykivanto-Chafatlyan of Tzavonklitasa, or Place-where-ravens-are-praised, and I love Bagels! My favorite kind is Pumpernickel Everything, lightly toasted with butter, capers, bacon, lettuce, and tomatoes. Do you like the theater?”

“Ooh, I love theater,” Jol said happily. “What’s your favorite show?”

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, The Honorable One said:

“Ooh, I love theater,” Jol said happily. “What’s your favorite show?”

“Oh, I hate it. People go up there, and pretend to do something they can’t actually. It’s pointless! It does allow you practice skills, which makes it better than reading, but…”

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“Oh, I hate it. People go up there, and pretend to do something they can’t actually. It’s pointless! It does allow you practice skills, which makes it better than reading, but…”

“But it’s so… dramatic.”

[Canada Lover]

34 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“Hi! I’m Syavedofamyan Kratykivanto-Chafatlyan of Tzavonklitasa, or Place-where-ravens-are-praised, and I love Bagels! My favorite kind is Pumpernickel Everything, lightly toasted with butter, capers, bacon, lettuce, and tomatoes. Do you like the theater?”

"Ah yes, bagels are very interesting. I have no purpose in life." Cylen notes.