The Unfair RP

[Ravenclawjedi42]

9 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"Ah yes, bagels are very interesting. I have no purpose in life." Cylen notes.

“I do. According to my religion everyone has an essential purpose in life to help Ravenkind, but I’m not sure if that’s true. I do know that I don’t like my purpose, though.”

[Canada Lover]

"Okay," Cylen noted. These new friends were rather strange to her.

Edited October 7, 2023 by Canada Lover

[Ravenclawjedi42]

4 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"Okay," Cylen noted. These new friends were rather strange to her.

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I specifically made Sya to be eccentric .

 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

2 hours ago, Nameless* said:

“Elf land? Isn’t that right next to Fairy country?”

 

2 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“They’re close. I’m pretty sure Fairy Country is to the south of here, with Dwarfshire to the east, and the Ocean of Dreams to our left.”

Correct.

2 hours ago, Nameless* said:

“But I was going the other way!” Arkym looks over his shoulder nervously. “Do you happen to know if Elf land allows extradition to Fairy country?”

They… do if you ask the right people.

2 hours ago, Canada Lover said:

"Salutations. Who are you all?" Cylen asked rather awkwardly.

I am Willy.

And as for bagels. They are not explicitly against the law… I can find one find one if you desire.

[Canada Lover]

21 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

 

Correct.

They… do if you ask the right people.

I am Willy.

And as for bagels. They are not explicitly against the law… I can find one find one if you desire.

"No thank you." Cylen answered cheerfully. Her new friends seemed to be strange and nice!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Mya exists.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The dragon also exists and sneezes flowers.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

10 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

The dragon also exists and sneezes flowers.

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Flowers don’t exist.

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

3 minutes ago, The Honorable One said:

 

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YOU MONSTER

YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER

IM COMING FOR YOU WITH MARE AND KELSIER

FEAR US

 

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

5 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

 

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It’s supposed to be unfair.

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, The Honorable One said:

 

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YOU STILL CANT DESTROY FLOWERS

Mya pulls out a knife and starts carving strange fictional things she calls flowers into a tree.

[Canada Lover]

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You let him die in the Hunger Games, he let's your flowers die.

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

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…

Mya stabs the tree really really hard.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

YOU MONSTER

YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER

IM COMING FOR YOU WITH MARE AND KELSIER

FEAR US

Kelsier arrived.

Edited October 8, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1 hour ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Kelsier arrived.

Sya runs towards the blond-haired man that just arrived. “You are a disgrace to all thieves ever,” she hissed, and punched him in the face.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

32 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Sya runs towards the blond-haired man that just arrived. “You are a disgrace to all thieves ever,” she hissed, and punched him in the face.

Helier smacked him back with a pewter enhanced blow. However both wounds healed quickly because they were in elf territory. However they still felt the pain.

[-Redacted- he/him]

Reed appeared and cocked an eyebrow. "I want a pancake." He understood his expression did not at all match his statement, but he didn't care.

Edited October 8, 2023 by [Redacted]

[Ravenclawjedi42]

7 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Helier smacked him back with a pewter enhanced blow. However both wounds healed quickly because they were in elf territory. However they still felt the pain.

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I’m guessing you meant Kelsier…?

Sya frowned and growled. She opened a portal and landed on top of Kelsier’s head, which she kicked as she jumped down.

“Leave this place of magic. You corrupt it by being here.”

Edited October 8, 2023 by Ravenclawjedi42

[-Redacted- he/him]

Helier, a different being entirely, escaped and committed himself to serving Reed for all eternity as a tool of plot convenience.

Edited October 8, 2023 by [Redacted]

[Edema Rue she/her]

Mya contemplates waffles.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

9 minutes ago, [Redacted] said:

Reed appeared and cocked an eyebrow. "I want a pancake." He understood his expression did not at all match his statement, but he didn't care.

Willy jumped in. We actually have free pancake stations throughout the city in that hill over there.

7 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Sya frowned and growled. She opened a portal and landed on top of Kelsier’s head, which she kicked as she jumped down.

“Leave this place of magic. You corrupt it by being here.”

Helier left.

2 minutes ago, [Redacted] said:

Helier, a different being entirely, escaped and committed himself to serving Reed for all eternity as a tool of plot convenience.

 

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

Mya contemplates waffles.

That is unfortunate.

Kelsier ran off to the city to start an underground team there.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Willy jumped in. We actually have free pancake stations throughout the city in that hill over there.

Helier left.

 

That is unfortunate.

Kelsier ran off to the city to start an underground team there.

Somehow, Mya was already there. With a team. And a waffle.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Walffes! Willy yelled. Immediately all the pancakes changed to give out waffles.

@The Honorable One your time is ending.

Edited October 8, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Ravenclawjedi42]

2 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Helier left.

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I was talking about Kelsier, who Sya really hates for reasons currently unknown.

 

[-Redacted- he/him]

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Did Helier really leave? I can't have him?

Reed broke down when the pancakes turned to waffles. How could this happen?!