The Unfair RP

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The dragon contemplated stealing.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Mya contemplated identity theft.

An elf walked up to them, who looked almost exactly like Mya. “Hi!” She says. “Can I have your social security number?”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The dragon contemplated marriage.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

The dragon contemplated marriage.

Nothing happens for a long time. Several years later, though, after all of this, the dragon gets married.

Everyone suddenly loses their ability to contemplate.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The dragon is saddened by this but is happier now.

[Canada Lover]

Cylen attempted to contemplate the action of contemplating, but couldn't. She then started considering contemplating.

[Edema Rue she/her]

8 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Nothing happens for a long time. Several years later, though, after all of this, the dragon gets married.

Everyone suddenly loses their ability to contemplate.

Mya has an existential crisis. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Mya has an existential crisis. 

The dragon goes over and gives her a hug.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

The dragon goes over and gives her a hug.

The dragon is floofy again, to make the hug more comfortable.

[Edema Rue she/her]

7 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

The dragon goes over and gives her a hug.

Mya greatly appreciates the hug. And the floof.

[Canada Lover]

Cylen is lonely and sad. Cylen considers death.

Edited October 8, 2023 by Canada Lover

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

1 hour ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

He then becomes unfloofy once again.

“Friends, elves, other people, lend me your ears!” Sya calls. “I must go to the capital for a certain artifact! I believe Willy is going that way, too! Who shall come with us?!”

Let’s go! Willy yells he puts everyone in his super big tandem bike and starts peddling.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

Cylen is lonely and sad. Cylen considers death.

The dragon grasps Cylen into the hug with Mya too. 

[Canada Lover]

Cylen is happy now. Cylen likes hugs, especially group hugs. Cylen also likes the dragon's floof. Cylen is absorbed into the dragon's floof.

Edited October 8, 2023 by Canada Lover

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And then the dragon says, "I now pronounce us all siblings and family."

Which functionally did nothing as he had not power.

@Edema Rue @Canada Lover

Edited October 8, 2023 by The Wandering Wizard

[Canada Lover]

Cylen could not say anything, she had completely disappeared into the dragon's floof. It was very floofy inside of the floof.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The dragon wondered where the other person had gone. He was after all just hugging a single person now.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

22 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

And then the dragon says, "I now pronounce us all siblings and family."

Which functionally did nothing as he had not power.

@Edema Rue @Canada Lover

Suddenly, a being comes from the heavens, with dark hair and eyes. Sya thinks that this is the Raven of Ravens, the supreme god in her religion. 
“I accept this proclamation.” The being pulls out a magic wand.

“I am a stick!” The magic wand says.

“I pronounce you all the Ssuff family, in addition to all of your other responsibilities. You are now all Ssuff.”

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This includes the random elf who’s trying to steal Mya’s indentity. If anyone not already in this thread wants to RP as her, you are more than welcome.

 

Edited October 8, 2023 by Ravenclawjedi42

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The dragon was very happy about this and hugged his new sisters. Finding Cylen in his floof and managing to keep her from sinking too deeply in.

[Canada Lover]

Cylen was confused. She had never had any family before. She shrugged and continued hugging. Hugging was very peaceful. And the dragon had a lot floof.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Mya ascends to floof.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The dragon wonders at how his sister has done this and hugs the ascended Floof.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

9 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Mya ascends to floof.

Actually, all that happens is that she grows horns and fur and becomes a satyr.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Willly starts laughing.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Willly starts laughing.

Five seconds later, Willy stops laughing.