Anything and Everything Role Play

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium disappeared. As it was just an illusion. In fact, he was an illusion this entire time.

Somewhere, far far away where Elan couldn't reach him, Ezrium grinned evilly. Everything was going according to plan.

@Ookla the Name-Stolen

Elan’s brow furrowed. He attempted to teleport away but it didn’t work. Something was very, very, very wrong.

[Canada Lover]

Evil Ezrium began to cackle. Then cough, then laugh.

[NameIess]

On 11/30/2023 at 3:40 PM, Ookla the Magician said:

"I see," Penn said backing away, "So this isn't going to be easy."

A ghostly Akladin approached Penn, lightning crackling in her hands. "No, it won't."

On 11/30/2023 at 3:43 PM, Ookla of Ravens said:

"JOSEPH HOPE YOU DONT MIND IF I PUT YOUR ANCESTORS TO REST" Sleeper yells. then he drops his current sword, replacing it with a new sword with a little more length. "time for you to go back into the ground."

The shade facing Sleeper shook his head. "Sadly, I believe you will be the one dying soon. Perhaps he'll add you to his army."

On 11/30/2023 at 5:01 PM, Ookla the Believer said:

Xi floated through the fight, her eyes growing as she took everything in.

Joseph managed to get to his feet, and he stumbled towards Xi, still surrounded by a shower of white sparks.

1 hour ago, Canada Lover said:

 

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Sounds good to me!

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Name-Stolen said:

A ghostly Akladin approached Penn, lightning crackling in her hands. "No, it won't."

The shade facing Sleeper shook his head. "Sadly, I believe you will be the one dying soon. Perhaps he'll add you to his army."

Joseph managed to get to his feet, and he stumbled towards Xi, still surrounded by a shower of white sparks.

 

Xi floated towards him. “Friend…dead…dangerous?”

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

20 hours ago, Ookla the Name-Stolen said:

A ghostly Akladin approached Penn, lightning crackling in her hands. "No, it won't."

The shade facing Sleeper shook his head. "Sadly, I believe you will be the one dying soon. Perhaps he'll add you to his army."

Joseph managed to get to his feet, and he stumbled towards Xi, still surrounded by a shower of white sparks.

 

"meh, rather not be crazy. why do you fight?"

[Mags she/they]

On 12/1/2023 at 3:47 PM, Ookla the Name-Stolen said:

A ghostly Akladin approached Penn, lightning crackling in her hands. "No, it won't."

The shade facing Sleeper shook his head. "Sadly, I believe you will be the one dying soon. Perhaps he'll add you to his army."

Joseph managed to get to his feet, and he stumbled towards Xi, still surrounded by a shower of white sparks.

 

Penn swings at Akladin, aiming to cut off her hands.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

A guy named Napoleon appeared suddenly, then pulled some stale tater tots out of his pocket and began eating them.

[Canada Lover]

28 minutes ago, Ookla the Wayfarer said:

A guy named Napoleon appeared suddenly, then pulled some stale tater tots out of his pocket and began eating them.

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Bruh...

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Wayfarer said:

A guy named Napoleon appeared suddenly, then pulled some stale tater tots out of his pocket and began eating them.

Xi floated towards him, her eyes still huge.

[Canada Lover]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Wayfarer said:

A guy named Napoleon appeared suddenly, then pulled some stale tater tots out of his pocket and began eating them.

Ezrium appeared, stabbed Napoleon with a shard blade, and took his tater tots.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

47 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium appeared, stabbed Napoleon with a shard blade, and took his tater tots.

"Noo, they're MY tots. Dang it!" Napoleon runs away.

[Canada Lover]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Wayfarer said:

"Noo, they're MY tots. Dang it!" Napoleon runs away.

Ezrium killed Napoleon and destroyed his tater tots.

Edited December 5, 2023 by Canada Lover

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

1 hour ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium killed Napoleon and destroyed his tater tots.

Napoleon can not die, so he started trying to build a time machine instead.

[Canada Lover]

Just now, Ookla the Wayfarer said:

Napoleon can not die, so he started trying to build a time machine instead.

Ezrium stranded Napoleon in a void, so he could not move. He then showed Napoleon his fall from emperor over and over again.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium stranded Napoleon in a void, so he could not move. He then showed Napoleon his fall from emperor over and over again.

Napoleon didn't know anything about empires. He liked democracy and liked voting for people.

[Canada Lover]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Wayfarer said:

Napoleon didn't know anything about empires. He liked democracy and liked voting for people.

Napoleon went insane.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 hours ago, Canada Lover said:

Napoleon went insane.

 

2 hours ago, Ookla the Wayfarer said:

Napoleon didn't know anything about empires. He liked democracy and liked voting for people.

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Napoleon Dynamite?! Cool!

Elan voted for a dude named Pedro, cuz why not?

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Sleeper wonders what the heck they were doing again.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

6 hours ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

 

Elan voted for a dude named Pedro, cuz why not?

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Finally someone got it!

 

8 hours ago, Canada Lover said:

Napoleon went insane.

Napoleon dodged, and it hit his uncle instead.

[Canada Lover]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Wayfarer said:

 

Napoleon dodged, and it hit his uncle instead.

Napoleon spontaneously combusted.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

1 hour ago, Canada Lover said:

Napoleon spontaneously combusted.

He dodged that too. It hit a piñata instead.

[Canada Lover]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Wayfarer said:

He dodged that too. It hit a piñata instead.

There was no way to dodge it, and Napoleon's remains were launched into the sun.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

1 hour ago, Canada Lover said:

There was no way to dodge it, and Napoleon's remains were launched into the sun.

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...I don't think you can just kill him like that...

 

[Canada Lover]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Wayfarer said:

 

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It's anything and everything, so anything could happen, including breaking the rules, lol. But fine....

Napoleon was put into a sun and space proof indestructible bubble, for reasons unknown. Napoleon survived his trip to space. And the sun.

[Mags she/they]

3 hours ago, Canada Lover said:

Napoleon was put into a sun and space proof indestructible bubble, for reasons unknown. Napoleon survived his trip to space. And the sun.

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I think there was a sort of unspoken agreement to be generally respectful of others characters. Death should only happen if both players agree.

 

Edited December 6, 2023 by Ookla the Magician