People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley

[kenod]

Of course, which taste would you like, iron, copper, the souls of the damned, the souls of the innocent milk chocolate, pure chocolate, raisins. They're all delicious.

[Farnsworth]

Ooh, raisins sound wonderful!

*grabs cookie and devours it, falls over screaming about Ruin and death*

[kenod]

*Starts to drag @Figberts to a table looking like a cross between an operating table and a sacrificial altar*

[Farnsworth]

Ruin rises /above glory/ Wonderfully/ Gloriously/ above rises Ruin!

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

@ZennixWelcome.

[Zennix he/him]

On 3/19/2017 at 3:08 AM, Darkness Ascendant said:

@ZennixWelcome.

The spike you used on me was rusty!  @Darkness Ascendant (Singing 'It's too late to apologize') 

Watch your back 'cos you won't see me coming.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Zennix said:

The spike you used on me was rusty!  @Darkness Ascendant (Singing 'It's too late to apologize') 

Watch your back 'cos you won't see me coming.

I don't need to "see" I can feel you. These spikes in my eyes are good for some things y'know.

[Zennix he/him]

1 hour ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

I don't need to "see" I can feel you. These spikes in my eyes are good for some things y'know.

I will be burning copper and wearing a wooden Shardplate. 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

6 hours ago, Zennix said:

I will be burning copper and wearing a wooden Shardplate. 

mhm mhm. I see.

:1 Ignorant fool.(:P)

[Zennix he/him]

Seriously, how does this whole cookie spiking business work. The victim has to eat and swallow the cookie, right? So, how do you retrieve the spike from the victim's stomach? Don't tell me you do it using the same method I'm thinking?  Though, with Dark Alley people, anything is possible. 

[kenod]

I just rip it out of their stomach, either with surgery or some form of Investure.

[Zennix he/him]

45 minutes ago, kenod said:

I just rip it out of their stomach, either with surgery or some form of Investure.

Lol.  I knew someone would say that. I guess I also think like a Dark Alley member 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

You also don't need to take the spike out heh.

[Farnsworth]

In light of the new assassins in technicolor cloaks oath (which contains the words: I will advise against any and all baked goods) does anyone want to start a guild war?

[kenod]

Sounds like fun, but you know they've always been doing it, right?

[Farnsworth]

Yes... but now they're doing it more!

[kenod]

Perhaps, but the alley isn't active enough anymore. Perhaps we could seek some allies?

[Voidus]

3 hours ago, kenod said:

Perhaps, but the alley isn't active enough anymore. Perhaps we could seek some allies?

Ooor, we could make some allies.
Who has those iron spikes we made from the last guild that tried warring with us? Nothing like an ironically made Koloss to win a guild war.

[kenod]

I'm wondering what would happen if we made a Koloss out of a chasmfiend...

[Zennix he/him]

7 minutes ago, kenod said:

I'm wondering what would happen if we made a Koloss out of a chasmfiend...

Sweet! 

That would be like making a zombie out of a terminator. 

[kenod]

8 minutes ago, Zennix said:

Sweet! 

That would be like making a zombie out of a terminator. 

Intelligent machines are supposed to have spiritwebs, maybe we could spike them too?

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Hi, I'm spikes in my eyes Johnson.

[A Secret Corner he/him]

19 hours ago, kenod said:

Intelligent machines are supposed to have spiritwebs, maybe we could spike them too?

Hmm... Perhaps we could do some bloody hemalurgic experiments culinary experiments to test this theory out, and test out various effects of hemalurgy and creation of new, powerful hemalurgic constructs varied chocolate chip placement? Or perhaps we could try out making hemalurgic constructs of intelligent machines baked goods for intelligent machines?

Edited April 3, 2017 by Secrets

[kenod]

6 hours ago, Secrets said:

Hmm... Perhaps we could do some bloody hemalurgic experiments culinary experiments to test this theory out, and test out various effects of hemalurgy and creation of new, powerful hemalurgic constructs varied chocolate chip placement? Or perhaps we could try out making hemalurgic constructs of intelligent machines baked goods for intelligent machines?

Recent research has proven that Spren can be spiked given cookies. Seeing the similarities between type IV Awakened entities and Spren, it should be possible to awaken a robot, and then spike it give it cookies. the only issue would be to overcome the Investure Interference between the Breath and the spike cookie. so basically, we could make sentient Hemalurgic robotic killing machines sentient cookie dispensers.

[A Secret Corner he/him]

On 4/3/2017 at 4:51 PM, kenod said:

Recent research has proven that Spren can be spiked given cookies. Seeing the similarities between type IV Awakened entities and Spren, it should be possible to awaken a robot, and then spike it give it cookies. the only issue would be to overcome the Investure Interference between the Breath and the spike cookie. so basically, we could make sentient Hemalurgic robotic killing machines sentient cookie dispensers.

Hmm... True  enough. I suggest that to overcome the investiture interference crossed frosting, we might be able to use higher levels of investiture frosting to help compress all investiture frosting into a single entity. Perhaps if we were to use Atium for the spikes our best secret recipes for cookies? And we could also probably just hemalurgically spike give cookies to the spren, possible to seons, skaze, and  even shades . 

But wait. Did you just mention sentient machine cookie dispensers? Did you just make intro thread spam bots?  

What are we doing? Or perhaps we just probably shouldn't let them loose in the intro thread, but in other areas.