Voidus Posted May 24, 2015 Author Posted May 24, 2015 Excellent, welcome to the Dark Alley Silverblade.
Fatebreaker he/him Posted June 5, 2015 Posted June 5, 2015 The Dark Alley is happy to announce that on this day ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SUSPICIOUS OCCURRED. On a completely unrelated note, we're out of fire extinguishers in Alley 63 and we have a new acolyte position open. 2
Guest Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Dang. Well I just spiked opened an employee file with pi_rho_man over at A Fiery Introduction. You may want to offer him a position.
Mystique Chameleon Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 Hey guys. I'm new here, (Joined yesterday,) haven't read Mistborn yet... But I love COOKIES!!! Where do I go to get them??? *Slobbering*
Fatebreaker he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 Right this way my good sir. We have the finest selection of baked goods imaginable. Anything your stomach desires can be found within our walkways. Just sit in this chair and answer a few questions. 7) What kind of cookie would you like? 49) is there any special ingrediants you'd like added? M) are there any topings you'd like, such as sprinkles or frosting? 3) What consistency would you prefer? Soft and chewy or firm and crisp? %) What is your favorite color?
Redbird he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 Hey guys. I'm new here, (Joined yesterday,) haven't read Mistborn yet... But I love COOKIES!!! Where do I go to get them??? *Slobbering* Welcome to the DA! I see my offering of cookies has not gone unheard.
Kasitor's Tanavast he/him Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 Hello members of the Dark Alley!! My name is Tanavast and I'm the owner and god of the finest alley in all of Kasitor, I've been looking for a partnership for quite a while and the DA seems like the perfect fit. I am constantly being ripped off when guests do not pay up rent for staying in my fine alley and when voidbringers wreak havoc on my city without any thought of giving me compensation. Being a god can be very stressful at times so I think my only option is to ask for a "cookie" stand to be set up in my alley. In exchange for this service I would offer to split the profit from my alley rental (maybe we could even make my city a tourist attraction), very nice free tubers and free room and board. It would be a pleasure to work with you very fine folks and I would love to hear back from you. Signed, A very friendly Neighbourhood God 1
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 3, 2015 Posted August 3, 2015 Greetings and Salutations of the most incomprehensible sort! We of the Dark Alley are always looking to expand our ventures, and your offer sounds quite promising. Expansion into new areas is always appreciated and partnerships often yield fruitful results. We will happily set up shop in your town, but we will need you to sign an agreement form and a liability waiver, as well as make a small, ahem, donation as a token of good faith. But once that's taken care of things will go swimmingly I'm sure. Benefits of a Partnership with the DA include and are not limited to the following: Job opportunities that lower unemployment levels A smaller likelihood of revolts or coups unless requested otherwise Almost no one will go hungry! Powerful Allies right in your neighbor hood ALL the time!
Kasitor's Tanavast he/him Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 (edited) Greetings and Salutations of the most incomprehensible sort! I wonder why... Greetings and Salutations of the most incomprehensible sort! We of the Dark Alley are always looking to expand our ventures, and your offer sounds quite promising. Expansion into new areas is always appreciated and partnerships often yield fruitful results. We will happily set up shop in your town, but we will need you to sign an agreement form and a liability waiver, as well as make a small, ahem, donation as a token of good faith. But once that's taken care of things will go swimmingly I'm sure. Benefits of a Partnership with the DA include and are not limited to the following: Job opportunities that lower unemployment levels A smaller likelihood of revolts or coups unless requested otherwise Almost no one will go hungry! Powerful Allies right in your neighbor hood ALL the time! On a different note the agreement form and liability waiver are no issue and I'm sure I can spare some nice tubers (that were going to be used to build the new temple of the northern god and repair the houses on Harpon street, ... but who needs 'em) for the donation. In regards to your work I wouldn't need you to care for the "city" just the protection of my alley that houses it (I only have a limited amount of holy blankets to throw at passing voidbringers). This would include tracking down and offering "cookies" to gutter renters who refuse to pay and repelling curious voidbringers and heralds. You will be payed and you would be surprised what benefits there are when working with a god. I look forward to hearing from you and if all is accounted for I would like to meet you intriguing folks from the DA ( if I may suggest a location, a good meeting place would be in Kasitor at the bay area at 7:46 AM some time). With regards, An overly friendly Neighbourhood God AHHHH 666 REPLIES THE SIGN OF THE BEAST (or devil?) IS ME Edited August 5, 2015 by Kasitor's Tanavast
Guest Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 I wonder why... On a different note the agreement form and liability waiver are no issue and I'm sure I can spare some nice tubers (that were going to be used to build the new temple of the northern god and repair the houses on Harpon street, ... but who needs 'em) for the donation. In regards to your work I wouldn't need you to care for the "city" just the protection of my alley that houses it (I only have a limited amount of holy blankets to throw at passing voidbringers). This would include tracking down and offering "cookies" to gutter renters who refuse to pay and repelling curious voidbringers and heralds. You will be payed and you would be surprised what benefits there are when working with a god. I look forward to hearing from you and if all is accounted for I would like to meet you intriguing folks from the DA ( if I may suggest a location, a good meeting place would be in Kasitor at the bay area at 7:46 AM some time). With regards, An overly friendly Neighbourhood God AHHHH 666 REPLIES THE SIGN OF THE BEAST (or devil?) IS ME I am somewhat curious why you were using potatoes to build with... We were actually hoping for more of a *ahem* live sacrifice donation, if that is doable. The spiking delivering of cookies to gutter renters is certainly a service that would fall under our purview, and definitely an option of the partnership to be explored. I look forward to the meeting.
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 Do your baked goods include Scadrialese chocolate fudge brownies (both the Fae kind and oven-baked goodness) with a steaming cup of hot chocolate to go?
Guest Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 Do your baked goods include Scadrialese chocolate fudge brownies (both the Fae kind and oven-baked goodness) with a steaming cup of hot chocolate to go? Why, yes, of course. How did you know?Who needs cookies when you have potatoes? If you do not know the answer to this question, sir, I believe that the Alley is not the place for you.
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Nonsense Kipper, our starchy friend only needs, educating. 2
Kasitor's Tanavast he/him Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) I've found that most "matter" makes great building resources (you use what you can get, and i can get a lot of living materials bodies), why does he need to be a member of the dark alley? And not part of it. "One of the Alley, One of the crew, One of the Alley!! One of the crew!! ONE OF THE ALLEY ONE OF THE CREW!!!!!!" - Shard Strap Edited August 14, 2015 by Kasitor's Tanavast 1
Kasitor's Tanavast he/him Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 I am somewhat curious why you were using potatoes to build with... We were actually hoping for more of a *ahem* live sacrifice donation, if that is doable. The spiking delivering of cookies to gutter renters is certainly a service that would fall under our purview, and definitely an option of the partnership to be explored. I look forward to the meeting. I thought tubers were just another name for bulbs of plants? AND ARE POTATOES NOT ALIVE? YOU INSULT ME. I PRIDE MYSELF VERY MUCH ON MY FULLY LIVING (well ... was) RENEWABLE CITY *Snort* VERY WELL I WILL GIVE YOU PUNY HUMANS MORE PUNY HUMANS INSTEAD OF MY MAGICAL POTATOES (you haven't heard this one before) I THINK THAT I CAN SPARE THE FAMILY FROM THE BAKERY THAT GOT TRAMPLED (they're very depressed and homeless) BY THAT VOIDBRINGER, AXIES THE COLLECTOR. WHICH REMINDS ME, HE IS THE FIRST ON THE LIST OF SPIKING COOKIE DELIVERIES (I need my holy blanket back) I SAY, TALKING IN CAPS LOCK IS VERY DIGNIFYING WHEN YOU ARE A god TALKING TO INSIGNIFICANT MORTALS WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I AM DEATH WHEN I TALK IN CAPS LOCK, IT FEELS POWERFUL. (sorry I'll stop, it hurts the eyes)
Voidus Posted August 16, 2015 Author Posted August 16, 2015 Apologies to the lurkers, my infiltration of the Oregoners has left me little time to attend to the Alleys.We would certainly be amenable to setting up a local DA branch in Kasitor to... oversee your particular alley. 1
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 17, 2015 Posted August 17, 2015 It's quite all right, Denizens are entitled to their own interests and hobbies. The Alley remains watchful, and we've already got some acolytes establishing a presence in Kasitor. However we have been rather quiet lately, I've been in the lab so long I hadn't quite noticed. We should do something, special...
Zathoth Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Dark humor, complete disregard for human life, SCIENCE! This sounds like my kinda place. Fellow hemalurgists bakers. I have several ideas for new hemalurgical creations recipes. First of all I cant actually bake so from now on I'll stop speaking around the subject we will see if it is possible to transfer the heat pits from a snake and the electric field sense from a shark or platypus to a human, possibly a tineye or a windwhisper, to see if tin will enhance those senses as well. Second of all we need a pewterarm, we will enhance our thug with feruchemical pewter, gold and steal to create a mighty warrior. Third, we will give a crasher the ability to lurch, because it would be cool. Fourth we shall create the ultimate leader. We need brass and zinc spikes, the ability to sooth and riot and to store mental speed and determination. We may want to begin with someone who has the abilities to burn electrum so they dont have to store the determination. To top this off we will give them two spikes to compound duralumin. And these are my hemalurgical creations! Hi I hope I didnt necro this thread too bad (it was ten days ago <.<), or lost you in my rant. 2
Voidus Posted August 28, 2015 Author Posted August 28, 2015 Welcome to the alleys! Don't worry about thread necroing, social guilds do go inactive for some time and after all we wouldn't be much of an evil guild if we didn't have some necromancy here and there These are some most excellent mostrous abominations recipes you have there, I can tell that you will fit in quite well around here.I'd perhaps recommend some Biochromatic Breath for the leader as well, up to the Tenth Heightening, nothing wrong with the leader having a bit of showmanship as well. 1
Zathoth Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Welcome to the alleys! Don't worry about thread necroing, social guilds do go inactive for some time and after all we wouldn't be much of an evil guild if we didn't have some necromancy here and there These are some most excellent mostrous abominations recipes you have there, I can tell that you will fit in quite well around here. I'd perhaps recommend some Biochromatic Breath for the leader as well, up to the Tenth Heightening, nothing wrong with the leader having a bit of showmanship as well. Cough, oh, right, evil... Necromancy is always good. Like I said, dark humor, complete disregard for human life and SCIENCE! Perfect XD Biochroma is great as well. I decided on using Scadrian abilities because we know what Metals we need to use. I would have stolen some Surges as well, but we dont know how that works at all. 1
Voidus Posted August 28, 2015 Author Posted August 28, 2015 Cough, oh, right, evil... Necromancy is always good. Like I said, dark humor, complete disregard for human life and SCIENCE! Perfect XD Biochroma is great as well. I decided on using Scadrian abilities because we know what Metals we need to use. I would have stolen some Surges as well, but we dont know how that works at all. Extensive research has shown that Atium spikes may be used to steal any trait, they act as a universal spike and also undergo less Hemalurgic decay. Now finding the correct bindpoints may be difficult so we'll need a few hundred... volunteers to try our new recipes. 1
Zathoth Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Extensive research has shown that Atium spikes may be used to steal any trait, they act as a universal spike and also undergo less Hemalurgic decay. Now finding the correct bindpoints may be difficult so we'll need a few hundred... volunteers to try our new recipes. Of course, of course, Atium spikes are always great, breathes should be easy enough to steal serve, however there are not a lot of surgebinders in existence so we cant just stab serve them and wish for the best. We need someone to take a dip in a shardpool to acquire the knowledge. Of course we could just stab one with an atium spike and start stabbing them into the known bindpoints. 1
Voidus Posted August 28, 2015 Author Posted August 28, 2015 Well Surgebinders can heal physical and spritual damage so we could do quite a few experiments even with just a limited number of them. 1
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