Five word story

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 hours ago, Deception said:

The owner of the circus.

The... AMAZNG DGTAL Circus??

"Yeah, yeah," Said John, god

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

Smote the circus, because of

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Smote the circus, because of

Their un-Johnlyness. God, John, then

[Deception He/Him]

summoned a massive pizza because

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

They knew it would taste

Nice to see I'm still #1 poster on this topic

Edited June 11 by IcedOutPenguin

[Deception He/Him]

Like a sock filled with

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evil cultists with book obsessions

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For any series that have

Edited June 15 by sillybutterie_Benji

[Akimikoisthecutest]

23 hours ago, sillybutterie_Benji said:

For any series that have

large amounts of evil axolotles

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and too few sloths. Unsurprisingly, 

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The authors were controversial for

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several scandals involving toasted peanuts,

[Beholder He/him]

exploded meringues and even a

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penguin. Fortunately, the local circus 

[TheToday He/him]

On 6/28/2026 at 8:25 AM, Ink and Embers said:

penguin. Fortunately, the local circus 

was able to handle it

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by handing out raincoats for

[TheToday He/him]

preventing Kaladin from breathing some

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Voidlight, which was fortunate because