Gamma Fiend Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) Fellow brethren of The Church of the Stick! Multiple Factions march to war, spread their own doctrines and establish their own truths! But we know who the True Idol is!Stick. In all his Glory. Who shall answer my call? Edited June 10, 2014 by Gamma Fiend 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaellok Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 I am a stick. And this. Is. My. BOOMSTICK! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 (Sigh). I knew someone would eventually bring this up. This is probably the only faction I have virtually no desire to observe. I still will, though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 Come over to the palace, Panda. We'll fatten you up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 Oh no, I feel the church calling....But I can't leave The Twin Thrones..... I guess I'll act as main emissary for the court. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSU Tiger Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 A stick has no need to march to war. Stick is, was, and shall be Stick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 A stick has no need to march to war. Stick is, was, and shall be Stick Exactly. Let others evangelize, squabble, and war. Stick has no need for that. Stick is stability. Stick is eternal. Stick is a stick. Why would a stick wish to fight? It does not need followers. It is a stick, and is content. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 "We have an army." "I am a stick." 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma Fiend Posted June 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 Not saying we need to march to war ourselves, exactly. We just need to be Sticks! We must be strong. Resolute. Unyielding. Show them that their other Factions are meaningless entities and their battles but meaningless squabbles compared to the Eternal Glory of Stick.With only one sentence uttered, you too can become enlightened. To quote the holiest of scriptures: I am a Stick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Of all the factions, I fit this one best. I expect I'll emulate the Stick, though, and not get involved much. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrim Bloody Cauthon Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 "I am a stick." "would you like to destroy some evil today?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 "I am a stick." "would you like to destroy some evil today?" When you immediately recognize this a quote from Peter. Oh wait wrong thread. Its still funny though..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurthemir Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 A stick has no need to march to war. Stick is, was, and shall be Stick I'm sorry but it's in the signature. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifth of Daybreak Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Well, if we're moving in, we might as well decorate the place. Ah...feels like home again. I am a stick. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma Fiend Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Ever hear of the proverb, "Speak softly but carry a big stick"?Exactly.(And that image above is storming fantastic.)Remember, we must be adamant! What do we say when people try to sway us?"I am a Stick!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 I'd try to convince you all to become Lords of Chaos, but somehow I can guess what your collective response would be. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 I'd try to convince you all to become Lords of Chaos, but somehow I can guess what your collective response would be. Wait, we can become Nyarlathotep? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Wait, we can become Nyarlathotep? Well, I can. You can't. You are a stick. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Well, I can. You can't. You are a stick. You can become Nyarlathotep? Since when? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 You can become Nyarlathotep? Since when? Shaggai... there are many strange and esoteric perks of belonging to the Wafflesworn. You know not what eldritch recipes have flowed like vile acid from the cyclopean depths of our kitchens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Shaggai... there are many strange and esoteric perks of belonging to the Wafflesworn. You know not what eldritch recipes have flowed like vile acid from the cyclopean depths of our kitchens. Remind me never to eat at your house. Especially if you happen to be Nyarlathotep at that point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma Fiend Posted June 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 That does sound pretty tempting and all, but alas, I am a Stick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaellok Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Shaggai... there are many strange and esoteric perks of belonging to the Wafflesworn. You know not what eldritch recipes have flowed like vile acid from the cyclopean depths of our kitchens. Last night I went to a friend's house. I opened the freezer, to get some ice cream, but the strangest thing is that she was apparently keeping Ithaqua the Wind-Walker and Lord of the Frozen Wastes prisoner there. He is now free, roaming the Earth again and killing everyone and everything, and the worst part is that I didn't even get my ice cream because he ate it all. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Last night I went to a friend's house. I opened the freezer, to get some ice cream, but the strangest thing is that she was apparently keeping Ithaqua the Wind-Walker and Lord of the Frozen Wastes prisoner there. He is now free, roaming the Earth again and killing everyone and everything, and the worst part is that I didn't even get my ice cream because he ate it all. Ithaqua the Wind-Walker is such a selfish git. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted June 22, 2014 Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 And they said SCP 682 was dangerous... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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