+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Matrim Bloody Cauthon, seer of fades, unlikely survivor, pips rider, luck owner, wearer of more knives than is found in a cutlery store, juggler, gambler, son of battles, survivor of hinderstap, possessor of unconventional wisdom, hearer of dice, thrower of knives, trouble maker, and last but not least "man who acts like a piñata". THAT was a bloody mouthful. Or shall I say, Mattful?
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 THAT was a bloody mouthful. Or shall I say, Mattful? what else did you think?
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 what else did you think? For someone who keeps denying that he is royalty, you sure have titles enough to beat the rest of them, including your own queen.
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 For someone who keeps denying that he is royalty, you sure have titles enough to beat the rest of them, including your own queen. it seems to be missing something................................oh yes misplacer of eyes. 1
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 it seems to be missing something................................oh yes misplacer of eyes.More the Causer of Rolling Eyes. 1
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 More the Causer of Rolling Eyes. is it weird that this topic started out about an impending war but has mutated into a conversation between myself, Quitecontrary, and leftinch about my username and denial of nonexistent greatness?
Delightful Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 is it weird that this topic started out about an impending war but has mutated into a conversation between myself, Quitecontrary, and leftinch about my username and denial of nonexistent greatness? You expected anything different?
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 You expected anything different? Well when i joined the site i didnt expect my username to stimulate as much conversation as it has. Must be the ta'veren.
Delightful Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Well when i joined the site i didnt expect my username to stimulate as much conversation as it has. Must be the ta'veren. I didnt expect mine to generate terrible puns either. People on this site do weird things with names ta'veren is a WoT thing?
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 I didnt expect mine to generate terrible puns either. People on this site do weird things with names ta'veren is a WoT thing? Ta'veren is someone who pretty much pulls on fate and affects everything around them just by being there.
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Ta'veren is someone who pretty much pulls on fate and affects everything around them just by being there. Like I said, Matrim, it's your bloody Luck that I've always been wary of.
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) Like I said, Matrim, it's your bloody Luck that I've always been wary of.You said that you were wary of how much the tavern wenches are attracted to me.Since i replied to that i have wondered what would happen if i logged on and there was a new person with the username tuon, fortuona or the daughter of nine moons. I would have no idea how to react. Rand or perrin would, they've always been good with women. Edited June 17, 2014 by Matrim Bloody Cauthon 3
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 You said that you were wary of how much the tavern wenches are attracted to me. Since i replied to that i have wondered what would happen if i logged on and there was a new person with the username tuon, fortuona or the daughter of nine moons. I wouldhave no idea how to react. Rand or perrin would, they've always been good with women. You'd have thrashed and fought, and denied it. But in the end, you'd have married her. How else will you think it will end?
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 You'd have thrashed and fought, and denied it. But in the end, you'd have married her. How else will you think it will end? Not a clue.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) All the Sharders, down in Shardville Were cutting their quills Preparing for war Not heading for hills. But one Sharder was not happy. No, not one bit. He glared at the Sharders And wished that they'd quit. "War is coming," growled the Minch, "It's coming, I fear, "War will reach Shardville! "It's practically here!" Sorry. I couldn't resist. Edited June 17, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 so how's it going? is the war still on or was it called off?
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 Chaos won this War a Long time ago. It's over. Of course, Now the LoC is long gone.
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 Speak of the necro and the necro will come... Of course, Now the LoC is long gone. I'm not sure antagonizing the clan that an admin of the forum founded is the bestest idea there is...
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 How could I antagonize it more than I already have by publiccly announcing my withdrawl of it support for another Clan? And anyway, Chaos wouldn't ban a man who once helped him defeat Newcago.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 How could I antagonize it more than I already have by publiccly announcing my withdrawl of it support for another Clan? And anyway, Chaos wouldn't ban a man who once helped him defeat Newcago. Newcago obliterated Chaos. That's the truth.
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 It doesn´t really matter, afterall the true rulers only came into exsistance after the battle between Chaos and Newcago already ended. 2
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 It doesn´t really matter, afterall the true rulers only came into exsistance after the battle between Chaos and Newcago already ended. True.
Voidus Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 All the while the Dark Alley slowly infiltrated all sides, no matter who won this war, they would be the last ones standing MWAHAHAHAHA making sure that everyone was ok, and had lots of delicious cookies. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 Don´t forget that Oregon has participants that are unspikable don´t gain weight no matter how much they eat.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted October 13, 2014 Posted October 13, 2014 All the while the Dark Alley slowly infiltrated all sides, no matter who won this war, they would be the last ones standing MWAHAHAHAHA making sure that everyone was ok, and had lots of delicious cookies.And the Newcagoans also handed out donuts on the battlefield, after the battle.
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