breeze Greetings, my dear man

[Breeze]

Greetings. My name is Breeze. I would write more, but that is too much work. Suffice it to say that I am here to make you do all the work for me. 

[TheWanderer he/him]

6 minutes ago, Breeze said:

Greetings. My name is Breeze. I would write more, but that is too much work. Suffice it to say that I am here to make you do all the work for me. 

Could I sublet some of your minions to work on my writing ideas as well?

[Breeze]

4 minutes ago, TheWanderer said:

Could I sublet some of your minions to work on my writing ideas as well?

I assure you, my dear man, that I have no "minions". I could however... encourage some people to assist you, for a price of course

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Greetings! I'm a woman, but thanks anyway

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Greetings! Salutations!

[Breeze]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Cloud said:

Greetings! I'm a woman, but thanks anyway

Greetings my dear woman then

[Quantus he/him]

14 hours ago, Ookla the Cloud said:

Greetings! I'm a woman, but thanks anyway

To be fair, it can be very hard to tell under the Ookla Mask 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Salutations, good man. Welcome to our humble abode of the forum of the 17th shard.

[AonEne he/him]

Hello, my fine fellow! Welcome to our forums.  

[Telrao she/her]

Ah, greetings, good sir! I apologise for you having to arrive during the Ookla times. It is a pleasure to see a fellow soother!