Shower thoughts

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Post random shower thoughts, like:

we eat pizza inside out

the word Homeowner has the word Meow in it

All countries are third-world, as Earth is the third world from the sun

[Going_North_cal]

hearing a song you like randomly is better than seeking it out

[Edema Rue she/her]

I already said this somewhere, but just think. BABY CENTAURS. BABY CENTAURS!!!!! The human part can’t talk or move or even feed itself for YEARS, but the horse part can walk and run hours after it’s born. 

[Going_North_cal]

that's... terrifying

[Edema Rue she/her]

Yeah it occupied me like 3 sleepless nights in a row. 

[Going_North_cal]

im scared now :skull:

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

OO

Spoiler

Poor moms.

 

[Morningtide she/her]

Retirement didn't exist until recently because nobody lived long enough for it to be necessary. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

That reminds me of an xkcd. 
"Mammals like Peyton age according to..."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Tuesday is the furthest  day from Monday

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

To scorpions, lobsters are mermaids.

To your stomach, all potatoes are mashed.

I'm trying to think of things that I actually thought of in the shower...I usually have religious/spiritual realizations, existential crises, and ponderings on the nature of the universe and existence itself.

I just can't remember any of them.

[AonDoor he/him]

Volcanoes are just Earth pimples.

Crabs must think that fish are flying.

Neither of those is mine.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Can fish see air like we see water?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

3 hours ago, AonDoor said:

Crabs must think that fish are flying.

I LOVE THIS ONE

Does this mean that birds are just swimming in air....?

[Morningtide she/her]

Is the s or the c silent in the word scent?

[Telrao she/her]

Birdwatching goes both ways.

[Edema Rue she/her]

If you drop soap, does the floor get clean or the soap get dirty?

Puberty is just the polyjuice potion is slow mo: you get all lumpy then come out looking different. 

has anyone heard the bootstrap paradox? A man likes Mozart music and goes back in time to get him to sign his music. But when he gets there, Mozart doesn’t exist. Not wanting to deprive the world of such great music, he publishes it under the name Mozart. When he gets back to his time, the music is published. Who wrote Mozart’s music? 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Ta'veren said:

has anyone heard the bootstrap paradox? A man likes Mozart music and goes back in time to get him to sign his music. But when he gets there, Mozart doesn’t exist. Not wanting to deprive the world of such great music, he publishes it under the name Mozart. When he gets back to his time, the music is published. Who wrote Mozart’s music? 

I LOVE THESE go watch Tenet. And play Ocarina of Time and take interesting note in where the Song of Storms comes from. And so many others.

I want to write a book in which there's an organization that is aware of time travel, but these paradoxes keep popping up and they're trying to figure out where they come from. (Presumably from a being of a higher dimension...but I digress.)

[Edema Rue she/her]

They hurt my brain but they’re so cool, especially watching people debate about them. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

here is something I watched yesterday.

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it fits so well into this thread

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

18 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

here is something I watched yesterday.

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it fits so well into this thread

this is exactly what I had in mind for this thread.

[Telrao she/her]

The Alethi script is one big palindrome. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

If you drive over bumpy road and you're bouncing up and down in your seat enough to cause your foot to bounce up and down on the gas pedal uncontrollably which causes the car to continue to drive bumpily once it has cleared the bumpy section which causes your foot to continue to bounce on the gas pedal... which is really causing the car to violently jerk forwards so choppily?

[Edema Rue she/her]

I...uh...the road started it, so it's the road's fault?

Every hollow chocolate bunny is carrying a pocket of air from another part of the world.

Graveyards are the least likely place to be haunted because none of the dead people died there.

If you eat something with a cheese filling, you become something with a cheese filling.

Water is never yours, it's just your turn to drink it. 

[Mr. Misting he/him]

A tub is just a reverse boat.

Why is right both the opposite of left and wrong? Why doesn't calling someone left means that they are incorrect? Why were we so lazy that we reused one word but made up a new one?! Frickin English, it is so weird.