Incorrect Corrections

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Umm, yes it does! What do you think the white stuff that falls from trees in the spring and summer is?!?!? It's obviously snow, and it makes people allergic! Therefore, it is evil and we should all move to Florida where there is not hot or cold weather snow.

 

Popcorn is made from corn that is dried then heated until it expands. 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Have you ever held a piece of popcorn and a corn cob next to each other? The popcorn is much smaller and more buttery than the large, dry corn cob! I rest my case.

Drywall is made from ancient seashells.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

No, because seashells are wet and the wall has to be dry!

 

Watermelon is a favorite summer treat. 

[Lunamor she/her]

No, they’re stupid and everybody knows it! 

Many people wear costumes for Halloween.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Wait, wait, wait...you thought those were costumes? Halloween is the one day of the year in which everyone gets to be kandra!

Houseplants must be watered regularly.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

no. no. no. houseplants are actually just using the water to feed all of their midnight essence.

stormlight book 5 will release in December.

[Lunamor she/her]

It’s already released in my heart.

Most people have ten fingers.

[RaeTheRaven]

No, no, those are cheetos. 

People have to eat to survive. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Pshaw, I haven’t eaten in five weeks and I feel fi

Birds have feathers.

[RaeTheRaven]

Actually, feathers have birds. 

Water is wet. 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

I don't think so... I eat chicken all the time, and it never has any feathers involved.

Tragedies are made with the intent of sadness.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, RaeTheRaven said:

Water is wet. 

Water is just a scam by big H2O to sell more products.

1 hour ago, Faerie Braids said:

Tragedies are made with the intent of sadness.

They aren’t sad if you stay in denial!

Food can be purchased at grocery stores.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Water is just a scam by big H2O to sell more products.

They aren’t sad if you stay in denial!

Food can be purchased at grocery stores.

no you put a depost down for it. if you eat it you loose your deposit.

ninga's are 7 foot tall

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Not all of them! In fact, most of them are no taller than 2 gramars (I love obscure TLT references )

Healthy lawn grass is usually green.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

This is pre-ascension scadrial. Grass is brown.

Birds can fly

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

10 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

This is pre-ascension scadrial. Grass is brown.

Birds can fly

Nope. Birds are all marionettes used by the clouds.

oxygen is a necessary thing to live.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

nah, we get our oxygen from the water we drink.

 

foxes make for good crossbows.

[aetherbound he/him]

No, they don't make good crossbows, they make great crossbows.

The word word is a word.

[Lunamor she/her]

No, word is “word”, not “a word”.

Fire is hot.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

No, Fire is red and yellow. 

 

A^2+B^2=C^2

[Lunamor she/her]

AABB ≠ CC

Hats are made for wearing on your head.

[Shadow of Electrum he/him]

Actually, hats are for bestowing luck.

The sky is blue.

[aetherbound he/him]

It's actually "the sky am blue"

Babies are small.

[Gak he/him]

you spelled R wrong,

I'm Batman

 

[LightRinger he/him]

No. I’m Batman. 
 

Tomorrow is Saturday!