The Aspiring Archivist any Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 His name was actually Nuck Chorris. Santa is real. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 It's act'lly "Satan" I always want to post things that are act'lly wrong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 No you don't. Nobody does. Humans are physically incapable of posting incorrect information due to the fact that only half of us have fully functioning livers. Space is big. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Are you joking?? I can see the stars right there, at like 200m! I am human. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 (edited) ...It's "I is human." Seriously, people, grammer isn't that hard... I is procrastinating. Edited December 13, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual Forgot to follow my own grammer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Procrastinating doesn't exist. It takes true effort to put off work. Cucumbers are fruits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Please, everyone knows their a bean. Bread is good to eat at 3 am. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 ...There is no 3 am; Our planet doesn't rotate that slowly. English is too hard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Actually, it's quite soft. I am Groot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 I am the Grinch. Confuzzlement! Extreme Confuzzlement! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 No, confuzzlement is always moderate, not extreme. Hey, where's Perry? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 I'll do you one better who is Perry? Why is Perry? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Because the storks. Ash fell from the sky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 This is past-tense: it should be “falled.” I am a stick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Sticks are made of plastic. You, obviously, are made of carbon. When one has "NO" stick, one must use it... by bonking people on the head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak he/him Posted December 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 I hate it when people use the suffix "ing" its "eng" for petes sake! learn to use correct grammar you rusteng illiterate chull! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 It's "illegitimate" My profile picture is an emerald. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 Emeralds aren't that shape. They only come in the shape that they do in Minecraft. Water is a liquid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak he/him Posted January 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 (edited) that's the stupidest thing I've seen all year, water is the name of the molecule, ice is when its a solid, steam is when its a gas, when its a liquid its called gaise. this is a alternative correctable sentence: butter is best used as an accessory for dogs out in the cold, don't question it. in ten years I will be ten years older than I was previously. Edited January 1, 2023 by Ookla The Purplexed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ati16 he/him Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 No that isn't logical. In ten years you will be ten years younger than you were previously. If you combine blue and yellow, you get green. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 *Salmon. Think about it, B-L-U-E, plus Y-E-L-L-O-W, equals S-A-L-M-O-N. Basic alphabet math. The sun is pretty old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Incorrect, the sun was created yesterday. Christmas trees have stars on them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 Actually during the holiday season known as Christmas it is politically incorrect to call them ‘stars’ unless you come from Bethlehem. They must be referred to as ‘gorbunelys’. Don’t be rude. Babies are born with more bones that the average adult. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 No. Babies are gastropods. They don't get bones until they graduate Hogwarts. I thought everyone knew this. Morning Glory seeds are quite toxic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 Incorrect, they are mildly spicy and won't harm you. I just had some, why are there twelve laptops in front of me? I am a human. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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