Incorrect Corrections

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

His name was actually Nuck Chorris.

Santa is real.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It's act'lly "Satan"

I always want to post things

that are act'lly wrong

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

No you don't. Nobody does. Humans are physically incapable of posting incorrect information due to the fact that only half of us have fully functioning livers.

Space is big.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Are you joking?? I can see the stars right there, at like 200m!

I am human.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

...It's "I is human." Seriously, people, grammer isn't that hard...

I is procrastinating.

Edited December 13, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual
Forgot to follow my own grammer.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Procrastinating doesn't exist. It takes true effort to put off work.

Cucumbers are fruits.

[Frustration]

Please, everyone knows their a bean.

Bread is good to eat at 3 am.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

...There is no 3 am; Our planet doesn't rotate that slowly.

English is too hard.

[Ranryu she/her]

Actually, it's quite soft.

I am Groot.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I am the Grinch.

Confuzzlement! Extreme Confuzzlement!

[Ranryu she/her]

No, confuzzlement is always moderate, not extreme.

Hey, where's Perry?

[Frustration]

I'll do you one better who is Perry?

Why is Perry?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Because the storks.

Ash fell from the sky.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

This is past-tense: it should be “falled.”

I am a stick.

[AonDoor he/him]

Sticks are made of plastic. You, obviously, are made of carbon.

When one has "NO" stick, one must use it... by bonking people on the head.

[Gak he/him]

I hate it when people use the suffix "ing" its "eng" for petes sake! learn to use correct grammar you rusteng illiterate chull!

[Frustration]

It's "illegitimate"

My profile picture is an emerald.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Emeralds aren't that shape. They only come in the shape that they do in Minecraft.

Water is a liquid.

[Gak he/him]

that's the stupidest thing I've seen all year, water is the name of the molecule, ice is when its a solid, steam is when its a gas, when its a liquid its called gaise.

this is a alternative correctable sentence: butter is best used as an accessory for dogs out in the cold, don't question it.

in ten years I will be ten years older than I was previously.

Edited January 1, 2023 by Ookla The Purplexed

[Ati16 he/him]

No that isn't logical. In ten years you will be ten years younger than you were previously.

If you combine blue and yellow, you get green.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*Salmon. Think about it, B-L-U-E, plus Y-E-L-L-O-W, equals S-A-L-M-O-N. Basic alphabet math.

The sun is pretty old.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Incorrect, the sun was created yesterday.

Christmas trees have stars on them.

[Cinnamon]

Actually during the holiday season known as Christmas it is politically incorrect to call them ‘stars’ unless you come from Bethlehem. They must be referred to as ‘gorbunelys’. Don’t be rude.

Babies are born with more bones that the average adult.

[Ranryu she/her]

No. Babies are gastropods. They don't get bones until they graduate Hogwarts. I thought everyone knew this. 

Morning Glory seeds are quite toxic.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Incorrect, they are mildly spicy and won't harm you. I just had some, why are there twelve laptops in front of me?

I am a human.