The Sword Society!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

So, this was a suggestion by @Cinnamon, who blatantly refused to talk about swords with me. So here we are. If you have a sword, imaginary or real, please tell us!

I have a sword but I haven’t got a good name for it, so I could use some help choosing. It’s a short sword, but I own a long sword that I don’t use as much.

@The Halcyon Girl

Edited November 2, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I have a dagger. And my dad has a sword, but it's kind of boring.

My cousins who live in another state have a lot of swords.

And if we count imaginary swords, I also have a lot.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Every stick is a sword waiting to happen

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Exactly! I‘ve had so many in the past, but I‘ve lost most of them. I used to fight the trees in the backyard, but they got cut down, so now I‘ve reverted to hitting my brother with my swords. He does not appreciate it.

[Spearguy]

THIS IS A DECELERATION OF WAR, THE BEST WEAPON IS A SPEAR!!

[Going_North_cal]

I have 2 wooden, painted black thin cutlasses, a large hard foam master sword (couple of years old), and a battle axe (small from like 5 years ago).

How's that?

[Mr. Misting he/him]

I have a bevy of plastic theater swords, dull fencing rapiers and a wooden katana thing. Also spear guy I'm sorry but swords are way cooler.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

1 hour ago, CalanoCorvus said:

I have 2 wooden, painted black thin cutlasses, a large hard foam master sword (couple of years old), and a battle axe (small from like 5 years ago).

How's that?

Good, good! I am officially jealous!

1 hour ago, Mr. Misting said:

I have a bevy of plastic theater swords, dull fencing rapiers and a wooden katana thing. Also spear guy I'm sorry but swords are way cooler.

I agree wholeheartedly. (Sorry, Kal!) My Uncle owns a ton of dull swords, and I was terrified of them when I was little(er).  I use sticks different kinds of swords.

Edited November 2, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I have an iron spike, and many imaginary swords.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

12 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I have an iron spike, and many imaginary swords.

Like, a real authentic Inquisitor spike?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 minutes ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

Like, a real authentic Inquisitor spike?

kinda. It is a thing I made one summer before I knew sanderson.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

kinda. It is a thing I made one summer before I knew sanderson.

And then you read it... Wierd. Does it look like one?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Not how I have inquisitor spikes in my head, but it could be one of their weapons. the base is square.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

2 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Not how I have inquisitor spikes in my head, but it could be one of their weapons. the base is square.

I suppose that might work. does the shape of the spike matter?

Anyway, back to swords. How many of you guys actually use your swords?

Edited November 2, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 minutes ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

I suppose that might work. does the shape of the spike matter?

no, just the metal.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

On 11/2/2022 at 6:38 AM, Rabbit Unmade said:

So, this was a suggestion by @Cinnamon, who blatantly refused to talk about swords with me. So here we are. If you have a sword, imaginary or real, please tell us!

I have a sword but I haven’t got a good name for it, so I could use some help choosing. It’s a short sword, but I own a long sword that I don’t use as much.

@The Halcyon Girl

Call it The Dismay of All Evil!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

On 11/12/2022 at 9:01 PM, The Halcyon Girl said:

Call it The Dismay of All Evil!

That's an interesting idea. Doae for short, maybe? But now I have THREE MORE swords I have to choose names for. HELP ME!

Edited November 15, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

On 11/15/2022 at 7:29 AM, Rabbit Unmade said:

That's an interesting idea. Doae for short, maybe? But now I have THREE MORE swords I have to choose names for. HELP ME!

Well. Hmm. Um… Bane of Curses? Illustrious Truth? Brimstone? Stonebreak? Lightfinder? 

I dunno. 

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

On 11/19/2022 at 9:20 PM, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said:

Well. Hmm. Um… Bane of Curses? Illustrious Truth? Brimstone? Stonebreak? Lightfinder? 

I dunno. 

*huff, puff* Sorry I’m late! Sure. Sure. What about Eats Enemies’ Eyeballs?

[S. Stormy she/her]

MARGARET!

Murder

Attacks

Revenge

Gore

Anger

Retaliation

Evil

Tennis!

 

Oh wait, that's already taken...

[Odiumiumium he/him]

I have a nice plastic sword from many years ago. It’s cute and is more painful at slapping than “cutting”. I’ve never thought about naming it, but do leave some suggestions befitting a plastic sword.

[Quivil]

On 11/15/2022 at 9:29 AM, Ookla King Grimm said:

That's an interesting idea. Doae for short, maybe? But now I have THREE MORE swords I have to choose names for. HELP ME!

Sword of Inevitable Justice (Petey for short)

(I kinda really hope someone gets this)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

https://swordscomic.com

Just gonna leave this here.

[Cinnamon]

On 22/12/2022 at 7:17 PM, Szeth_Pancakes said:

https://swordscomic.com

Just gonna leave this here.

Okay I love this. Thank you very much Monsieur Pancakes.