The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

I call a friend don’t worry not a new persona, literally just a friend I gave a cameo in one of my stories and he uses his anchor to Madness to manipulate the air and place the Sandwich in my hands.

itirSp gives a bloodcurdling shriek, and duplicates thirty two and a half times. The converge upon me, reaching for the Sandwich with claws and talons and fangs, a scene of bloody chaos enfolding as they fight whatever nears them, including each other.

Before they can reach me, I burst into motion, running wildly and screaming in panic.

"Hey. What's up?"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Hey. What's up?"

“I’m screaming, and am genuinely scared. What do you think is up?” I look worriedly behind me.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

“I’m screaming, and am genuinely scared. What do you think is up?” I look worriedly behind me.

I point to the sky.

"That way."

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I point to the sky.

"That way."

I look up. “But that’s where the time manipulation planet thing is. Things go poorly there.”

Edited December 5, 2024 by Ookla the Dragonslayer

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

39 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

I look up. “But that’s where the time manipulation planet thing is. Things go poorly there.”

"Perfect!"

I teleport you there.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I am sitting on a chair, happily munching on popcorn while watching the bloodshed.

[strmblsd he/him]

30 minutes ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

I am sitting on a chair, happily munching on popcorn while watching the bloodshed.

I took pull up a chair and watch

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

28 minutes ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

I took pull up a chair and watch

I join you.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I faint because this page loaded improperly and everything that was bolded was unbolded.

Including usernames

That means everyone is teleported to the Dreamscape

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze violently.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

15 hours ago, Ookla the Doom said:

I faint because this page loaded improperly and everything that was bolded was unbolded.

Including usernames

That means everyone is teleported to the Dreamscape

As a master of the Dreamscape, I go back

[Vyzkel He/Him]

17 hours ago, Ookla the Doom said:

I faint because this page loaded improperly and everything that was bolded was unbolded.

Including usernames

That means everyone is teleported to the Dreamscape

I fall off of my chair, making me mad because I spilled my popcorn all over.

I open my eyes and appear suddenly somewhere else, now with the Sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

12 hours ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

I fall off of my chair, making me mad because I spilled my popcorn all over.

I open my eyes and appear suddenly somewhere else, now with the Sandwich.

I wave at you.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

I wave at you.

I tackle you to the ground.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I tackle you to the ground.

I vanish.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

I vanish.

I TACKLE YOU AGAIN

THERE IS NO ESCAPE

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I TACKLE YOU AGAIN

THERE IS NO ESCAPE

I am tackled, and the stress gives me a heart attack. There, you killed me. Happy?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

I am tackled, and the stress gives me a heart attack. There, you killed me. Happy?

Very.

*walks away, whistling happily*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Very.

*walks away, whistling happily*

*wonders where my soul goes if I die in the Dreamscape*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

35 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*wonders where my soul goes if I die in the Dreamscape*

It goes to me.

*steals soul*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

It goes to me.

*steals soul*

Which soul?

*enters your custody*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Which soul?

*enters your custody*

All of them

Every last personality

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

All of them

Every last personality

What about

Me?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

What about

Me?

hehehe

I have special plans for you

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

11 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

hehehe

I have special plans for you

what the what are you gonna do with so many souls