The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

18 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

It whispers back to you. “Hello, master.”

"Heyyy I thought we were partners!" I accuse

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

“OOOOooOoOOOOOOoOOOoOOOoooooWWwwWWWWWwwwWWW” I say as I combust

[strmblsd he/him]

I shot @Ookla the Helicbopter with my rocket launcher like ten seconds ago. and  not I go kick him

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla The Loser OfThe Game

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

I shot @Ookla the Helicbopter with my rocket launcher like ten seconds ago. and  not I go kick him

*clutches shin and glares*

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Helicbopter said:

*clutches shin and glares*

*glares back harder*

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

*glares back harder*

*Spontaneously combusts*

[strmblsd he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Helicbopter said:

*Spontaneously combusts*

*laughs menacingly*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

43 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

It whispers back to you. “Hello, master.”

"EW!"

I stumble away from the bars.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

14 minutes ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

*laughs menacingly*

Hey you got combustionated

[strmblsd he/him]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"EW!"

I stumble away from the bars.

I ask "what's going on over here? I have no idea."

I turn into two of me the real one is on this side the fake one is on that side

hissssss... I will kill everyone... with bad jokes

this isn't good...

and no you @Ookla the Helicbopter just combusted twice

Edited December 4, 2024 by Ookla The Loser OfThe Game

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

8 minutes ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

I ask "what's going on over here? I have no idea."

I turn into two of me the real one is on this side the fake one is on that side

hissssss... I will kill everyone... with bad jokes

this isn't good...

and no you @Ookla the Helicbopter just combusted twice

Oh youre right

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I nuke the moon

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The following explosion illuminated @Ookla the Inspired, who has the Sandwich. I take the Sandwich and continue running, slightly winded.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

The following explosion illuminated @Ookla the Inspired, who has the Sandwich. I take the Sandwich and continue running, slightly winded.

I breath a sigh of relief and un-invisify myself, escaping the disgusting cage.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

I ask "what's going on over here? I have no idea."

I turn into two of me the real one is on this side the fake one is on that side

hissssss... I will kill everyone... with bad jokes

this isn't good...

and no you @Ookla the Helicbopter just combusted twice

HEY!

Be careful with that sort of thing

Check my about me... it can get out of hand.

Yes. It can.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

HEY!

Be careful with that sort of thing

Check my about me... it can get out of hand.

Yes. It can.

I concur.

[strmblsd he/him]

what can get out a hand???

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

what can get out a hand???

Spanish.

Spoiler

 

[strmblsd he/him]

"I cant speak spanish" I say in harmony with myself

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

46 minutes ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

"I cant speak spanish" I say in harmony with myself

I bop you on the head, hoping to fix your DID.

Then I chase after Wrath, hoping to do the same thing to him.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I bop you on the head, hoping to fix your DID.

Then I chase after Wrath, hoping to do the same thing to him.

This proves to be impossible, and Of, Spirit, and SpiritOfWrath all protest loudly.

*protest*

itirSp just slashes at you.

[strmblsd he/him]

it works mostly. my text sometimes slips between the two 

but they are now one in person

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

This proves to be impossible, and Of, Spirit, and SpiritOfWrath all protest loudly.

*protest*

itirSp just slashes at you.

grr

too bad I'm in the spirit realm or whatever this is

*hits harder*

1 hour ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

it works mostly. my text sometimes slips between the two 

but they are now one in person

*rejoicing*

[Unintelligenius he/him]

14 hours ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

The following explosion illuminated @Ookla the Inspired, who has the Sandwich. I take the Sandwich and continue running, slightly winded.

I use my wind bending powers to knock the sandwich out of your hands and into mine.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Inspired said:

I use my wind bending powers to knock the sandwich out of your hands and into mine.

I call a friend don’t worry not a new persona, literally just a friend I gave a cameo in one of my stories and he uses his anchor to Madness to manipulate the air and place the Sandwich in my hands.

itirSp gives a bloodcurdling shriek, and duplicates thirty two and a half times. The converge upon me, reaching for the Sandwich with claws and talons and fangs, a scene of bloody chaos enfolding as they fight whatever nears them, including each other.

Before they can reach me, I burst into motion, running wildly and screaming in panic.