The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

My Loyal Sandwich Cult Freedom Fighters convert your F-16s to Sandwichism and they bomb your fortress.

 

I join my (well technically itirSp’s, cuz he was in control during to itirSp debacle) B-21s to the cause.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take the Sandwich while no one is looking. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take your looks while no one is Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I look your take while the Sandwich is no one.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Tim follows you and gently reminds you that incorrect grammar can hurt.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I gently punch Tim in the face and run away, hoping no one will notice that I have the sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Inspired said:

I gently punch Tim in the face and run away, hoping no one will notice that I have the sandwich.

Tim gently reminds you, with an example, that there are more painful things than a punch.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I, having run away earlier, easily evade whatever painful thing Tim tries to inflict on me.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I, being invyzable, steal the Sandwich without anybody noticing and run away.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I, being not vyz, conclude that not = in so I am invyz, and if I am invyz, then I am invyzible. Armed with my discovery, I run after you

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

itirSp un-invyzes you, therefore merging your and Vyz's accounts, and you are both officially banned for having multiple accounts.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

12 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

itirSp un-invyzes you, therefore merging your and Vyz's accounts, and you are both officially banned for having multiple accounts.

I ignore your post, undoing your banning of my account

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Doom said:

I ignore your post, undoing your banning of my account

Spoiler

crap i forgor itirSp has a coulor now.

itirSp is not happy with this, and unleashes a guttural shriek, launching itself at you, releasing clones almost as an afterimage, the clones attacking you.

Hello? I have been created. Who am I?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

11 hours ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

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crap i forgor itirSp has a coulor now.

itirSp is not happy with this, and unleashes a guttural shriek, launching itself at you, releasing clones almost as an afterimage, the clones attacking you.

Hello? I have been created. Who am I?

I teleport into the Dreamscape

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Can you tell me who I am?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Can you tell me who I am?

No

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Do you know anyone that might? Please... I wish to know where I got these extra limbs from.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I throw dust in the air and see the invyzable outline of someone carrying the sandwich and I take it then jump into a monster truck and drive off.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inspired said:

I throw dust in the air and see the invyzable outline of someone carrying the sandwich and I take it then jump into a monster truck and drive off.

It follows you with an eldritch screech, and it tears your truck apart piece by piece. Its stomach tears open, a tentacle claw thing reaching out and snapping towards you. It eats you.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

26 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Do you know anyone that might? Please... I wish to know where I got these extra limbs from.

Um hold up, extra limbs??

Not another one!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Doom said:

Um hold up, extra limbs??

Not another one!

What do you mean?

*whispers so that Afterimage can't here me*

I think he may be a clone that didn't clone correctly...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

59 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

What do you mean?

*whispers so that Afterimage can't here me*

I think he may be a clone that didn't clone correctly...

hi

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

It follows you with an eldritch screech, and it tears your truck apart piece by piece. Its stomach tears open, a tentacle claw thing reaching out and snapping towards you. It eats you.

I break free from it's stomach, remake my monster truck, and drive off again.

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

I sit down on a lawn chair with binoculars and watch as Ookla drives off in a partially rebuilt monster truck, as I eat a sandwich I made that morning.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

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