The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

*sobs gently*

*hugs*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

11 minutes ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

*sobs gently*

Don’t worry, I got your reference.

I catch the Sandwich, unhooking it from my fishing pole.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

8 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

Don’t worry, I got your reference.

I catch the Sandwich, unhooking it from my fishing pole.

itirSp bites you, and duplicates itself some 5000 times, each heck-bent on getting the The Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use the power of myself to steal the Sandwich and then disappear in a cloud of smoke.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

I use the power of myself to steal the Sandwich and then disappear in a cloud of smoke.

About thirty itirSps follow you.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I run away.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Away, I run

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Run I, away.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Away, ran I, newly acquainted with the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I, being oldly acquainted with the Sandwich, summon it to myself and away I run.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I punch Unintelligenius

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The punch sends the Sandwich flying right into my hands.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I turn your hands into portals, and the sandwich lands in MY hands.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I am your hands.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I vow to never wash my hands again in revenge

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I disappear.

You no longer have hands.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I fall over because I was punched. Then I throw a boomerang that hits the sandwich, launching it into my hands.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I teleport into the Dreamscape to stay there while I try to figure out how to get my scudding hands back.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I make my presence known to all and construct a fortress of sandwiches to be my base.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I place the Sandwich on a pedestal inside of the fortress. Fort Sandwich is now complete, so I walk away, feeling satisfied.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

The pedestal was actually a minecraft hopper that transfers the Sandwich to a chest in my base.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Drehy hears a voice from behind him. "I... am Steve." And Steve steals the Sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

19 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

I make my presence known to all and construct a fortress of sandwiches to be my base.

I already did that! On the South Sandwich Islands!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

12 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I already did that! On the South Sandwich Islands!

Doomslug (x3) watches as her own sandwich base is bombed by my F-16s, nevermind that they're fighters.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Just now, BlueWildRye said:

Doomslug (x3) watches as her own sandwich base is bombed by my F-16s, nevermind that they're fighters.

My Loyal Sandwich Cult Freedom Fighters convert your F-16s to Sandwichism and they bomb your fortress.