The Battle for the Sandwich

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Yay!

Yay! I accept

Wait nvm, I sell all of my stock in VVV. I shudder that I had accidentally supported a... Ginger

I send Vyz the Vindow Viper and the Ginger Special Forces after Doomslug.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

10 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

I send Vyz the Vindow Viper and the Ginger Special Forces after Doomslug.

I split our companies again. I had forgotten about your… convictions.

I offer Doomslug a position.

I ask Doomslug to attack TwinStorms

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[strmblsd he/him]

I appear. but 10 feet in the air head down and I start falling and barely catch myself

Edited November 6, 2024 by strmblsd

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I wonder what you caught yourself on and help you down from it.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

17 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I agree, waiting for permission with Liv.

@LIV_SB-DustBringer

i agree wholeheartedly

wait i am actually not sure what is going on

Edited November 6, 2024 by LIV_SB-DustBringer

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 hour ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

i agree wholeheartedly

wait i am actually not sure what is going on

We broke away. Storm *sniff sniff* revealed he was using this to fund the *sniff sniff* gingers

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

36 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

We broke away. Storm *sniff sniff* revealed he was using this to fund the *sniff sniff* gingers

*GASPS*

No!!!

i guess we must stick with our already very lucrative business endeavors. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

*GASPS*

No!!!

i guess we must stick with our already very lucrative business endeavors. 

I guess… 

*sniff sniff*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

I guess… 

*sniff sniff*

*breaks bottle over your head*

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*breaks bottle over your head*

*is very confused* 

what are your motives in this

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

*is very confused* 

what are your motives in this

*shrug*

He was sad, and I wanted to cheer him up.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

With all the bottlery happening, I successfully dig in the Vault and take the Sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

then I promptly bottle you on the head and take it for myself

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

I  hire a leigion of assassins and bounty hunters to steal the sandwich

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*shrug*

He was sad, and I wanted to cheer him up.

*Is  cheered up*

[strmblsd he/him]

finally gets attention from these assassin's and ask for their autographs

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

47 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

*Is  cheered up*

*yay*

46 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

finally gets attention from these assassin's and ask for their autographs

Quickly drags you away

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Vyz the Vindow Viper's brothers and sisters have joined my team, including (but not limited to) Victor the Vindow Viper, Vladimir the Vindow Viper, Viola the Vindow Viper and Veronica the Vindow Viper.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

… and also Valery the Vindow Viper, Valerie the Vindow Viper, and the least favorite Valoreigh the Vindow Viper.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

I  hire a leigion of assassins and bounty hunters to steal the sandwich

I, being a master stealer, steal the sandwich from the assassins and bounty hunters.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

36 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

… and also Valery the Vindow Viper, Valerie the Vindow Viper, and the least favorite Valoreigh the Vindow Viper.

Naturally.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

33 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I, being a master stealer, steal the sandwich from the assassins and bounty hunters.

I, being a master deceiver, deceive you into trading me the Sandwich for a fancy car. I run away with the Sandwich, $200,000 poorer.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I, being a master deceiver, deceive you into trading me the Sandwich for a fancy car. I run away with the Sandwich, $200,000 poorer.

*becomes a car salesperson*

*slaps roof of car*

This bad boy can fit so many Sandwiches in it.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*becomes a car salesperson*

*slaps roof of car*

This bad boy can fit so many Sandwiches in it.

*Hires you to sell stuff for the Park.*
I take the Sandwich purely through eldritch brute force.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

rides a rollercoaster, sandwich in hand