The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

24 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

 I appear behind Wrath and rip off his head, unmasking him and pointing him towards the party goers, then I pick the Sandwich from Tell’s dead body.

Nothing happens. You forgot to take of his mask, and everyone is angry at you now.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

10 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

I arrive at the party fashionably late on my Vindow Viper I named after Vyz and turn in my application to Liv.

application 4 what now? 

I look over the application with a critical eye, trying to figure out what it is. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

9 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

 I appear behind Wrath and rip off his head, unmasking him and pointing him towards the party goers, then I pick the Sandwich from Tell’s dead body.

I’m touched : )

I spare Storm.

I resist my head being torn by teleporting behind you, and stab you with a shadow knife.

[strmblsd he/him]

i continue falling into this hole that is deeper than i realized

[Vyzkel He/Him]

11 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Nothing happens. You forgot to take of his mask, and everyone is angry at you now.

Uuhhh…

I unpossess the marathon runner as he gets stabbed.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, strmblsd said:

i continue falling into this hole that is deeper than i realized

I catch you.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

18 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I turn you into a ghost against your will, the drag you along to @Through The Living Glass to annoy @Vyzkel.

I start floating around and it's kinda boring so I float back into my body and wake up and steal the sandwich and run off.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I study necromancy and figure out how to resurrect myself, I do so and take the Sandwich and run off in my corporeal body.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I study necromancy and figure out how to resurrect myself, I do so and take the Sandwich and run off in my corporeal body.

I shout and unresurrect you.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I watch all of this occurring and eat popcorn.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

I seize the sandwich and ride off on Vyz the Vindow Viper.

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

I watch TwinStorm and Vyz the Vindow Viper ride off and give chase riding on Carl the Cantankerous Cobra.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I fall asleep as this is too complicated for me to think about so I just quit thinking about it.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

I sing a song with a magical lyre, forcing everyone to stop whatever they are doing. I then steal the sandwich and float out of reach, still playing the lyre.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I put on earplugs, nullifying the effect, then I jump with my super awesome earthquake-making legs and take the Sandwich.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Vyz the Vindow Viper attacks his namesake and steals the sandwich for me.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I get mad and just shoot the thing for stealing my name.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Vyz the Vindow Viper's scales deflect your shot, which bounces back at you and I declare vengeance for my poor harmless Vindow Viper, who I christen the superior Vyz.

[The H]

I'm sorry but Vyz the Vindow Viper has got to be one pf the funniest thing I've seen on the Shard 

 

In Vyzkel's madness, I grab and put him in a hold. I then proceed to dislocate the poor man's arm and grab the Sandwich that was in his hands.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Vyz the Vindow Viper gives me the sandwich and I throw pineapple grenades at the lesser Vyz.

[The H]

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Vyz the Vindow Viper gives me the sandwich and I throw pineapple grenades at the lesser Vyz.

But wait Vyz doesn't have the Sandwich anymore 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Vyz the Vindow Viper does and he gave it to me, not Vyz.

Wait which Vyz are you referring to? I'm confused.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I join in on the fun by dumping a bucket of ice water over Vyz's head!

[The H]

14 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Vyz the Vindow Viper does and he gave it to me, not Vyz.

Wait which Vyz are you referring to? I'm confused.

Wait okay so I dislocated Vyzkel's arm for nothing? Oh well.

13 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I join in on the fun by dumping a bucket of ice water over Vyz's head!

I stare down at Vyz, who is now wet with a dislocated arm. "Well that's unfortunate," I say.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

I call in a pineapple air strike on Vyz. "You never should have assaulted my Vindow Viper I shout at him as pineapples rain from the skies."

Edited October 30, 2024 by TwinStorm