The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

Yep…

I smile  

I smile back.

Then I run away because Sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

37 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I join you with my panda, absently eating lunch.

now don’t you go attacking me

yoou remember what happened last time someone interrupted my panda lunch

 

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I smile back.

Then I run away because Sandwich.

I invite Glass to tea party with promise of no stealing sandwiches!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

I invite Glass to tea party with promise of no stealing sandwiches!

I graciously accept.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I graciously accept.

I pull up another chair. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I pull up another chair. 

*wonders why you're scrolling through chair pics on your phone*

*sits down in an extra chair*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*wonders why you're scrolling through chair pics on your phone*

*sits down in an extra chair*

I screech at Glass for stealing Panda’s chair, and I a chair grows from my flesh. I set it down for Glass.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I screech at Glass for stealing Panda’s chair, and I a chair grows from my flesh. I set it down for Glass.

I politely decline and sit on the grass instead.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I wonder for the tenth time why the heck mouths hurt so much after getting numbing jelly, two shots, and drilled. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I wonder if that was a Stormlight reference.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Yikes

I give you some ibuprofen.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I wonder if that was a Stormlight reference.

I inform you that it is not. 

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yikes

I give you some ibuprofen.

I am quite grateful. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

6 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

The shoes smell horrible.

I steal the Sandwich and give it to Glass.

I invade the tea party with my Jedi army that I assembled earlier and we easily steal the sandwich and run off.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

8 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I invade the tea party with my Jedi army that I assembled earlier and we easily steal the sandwich and run off.

I infinity snap your Jedi army out of existence, corner you, and steal the sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

8 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I invade the tea party with my Jedi army that I assembled earlier and we easily steal the sandwich and run off.

Hhuuuuuuuuuhhh?!!!??? Did you not hear my warning.

As you retreat, the shadows begin to drop a dark liquid. A liquid, it seems, that is gravitated towards you. It coalesces in the air, and I appear, in my eldritch form. I give a bloodcurdling screech and spear you with a claw. Tentacles rise from my face, and restrain you. Since you haven’t killed my panda yet, I stop myself from eating you, instead leaving a note saying |Thank you for your service today|. The note was formed from my arm, freshly grown.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

11 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

As you retreat, the shadows begin to drop a dark liquid. A liquid, it seems, that is gravitated towards you. It coalesces in the air, and I appear, in my eldritch form. I give a bloodcurdling screech and spear you with a claw. Tentacles rise from my face, and restrain you. Since you haven’t killed my panda yet, I stop myself from eating you, instead leaving a note saying |Thank you for your service today|. The note was formed from my arm, freshly grown.

I distract the eldritch horror with a decoy sandwich and steal the real sandwich.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

30 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

As you retreat, the shadows begin to drop a dark liquid. A liquid, it seems, that is gravitated towards you. It coalesces in the air, and I appear, in my eldritch form. I give a bloodcurdling screech and spear you with a claw. Tentacles rise from my face, and restrain you. Since you haven’t killed my panda yet, I stop myself from eating you, instead leaving a note saying |Thank you for your service today|. The note was formed from my arm, freshly grown.

Nah, I'd win. "With this sacred treasure I summon: Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga."

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"Nine Ropes." "Polarized Light." "Crow and Declaration." "Between Front and Back." 

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"Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine"

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Edited October 22, 2024 by kpShadowFox

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

I distract the eldritch horror with a decoy sandwich and steal the real sandwich.

I steal the real sandwich and teleport away to an unknown location.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

My head falls off after reading 150+ posts on 2 threads

[TwinStorm He/Him]

4 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I steal the real sandwich and teleport away to an unknown location.

I use a tracker I planted on the sandwich to find you and steal the sandwich.

[The H]

10 hours ago, kpShadowFox said:

Nah, I'd win. "With this sacred treasure I summon: Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga."

  Reveal hidden contents

 

  Reveal hidden contents

"Nine Ropes." "Polarized Light." "Crow and Declaration." "Between Front and Back." 

  Reveal hidden contents

"Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine"

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"Domain Expansion. Infinite Void."

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"Hollow Technique: Purple"

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[PianoSavant she/her]

3 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

My head falls off after reading 150+ posts on 2 threads

I duct tape Doomslug’s head back on.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

11 hours ago, kpShadowFox said:

Nah, I'd win. "With this sacred treasure I summon: Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga."

  Reveal hidden contents

 

  Reveal hidden contents

"Nine Ropes." "Polarized Light." "Crow and Declaration." "Between Front and Back." 

  Reveal hidden contents

"Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine"

  Reveal hidden contents

 

I duplicate myself hundreds of thousands of times, overwhelming the two of those who were attacking me. They each grow wings and many extra claws, talons, heads, eyes, wings, etc.

[The H]

13 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

I duct tape Doomslug’s head back on.

I am proud that Piano is such a nice person, then get back to my fight with @kpShadowFox

[AltonicKeys he/him]

2 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

I use a tracker I planted on the sandwich to find you and steal the sandwich.

I realize I missed the Sandwich's 2nd anniversary by three days! I fall to my knees in despair. To rectify my mistake, I activate the tracker I probably implanted in TwinStorm's ankle, find the location and discreetly steal back the sandwich. I travel all the way back to the original hill and throw a small party. First we have a pleasant picnic on the hill, eating the burgers I lovingly created. We then take a tour of the local hotdog factory, and even get a few souvenirs from the gift shop. To wrap everything up, we play a few games of bowling at the calzone/bowling alley fusion joint. I offer to drive the Sandwich back, and leave it back in TwinStorm's hands.

The plot does not progress any further, and the only thing that changed is the fact that the Sandwich now has a few pieces of stray confetti on it. Good job me.

[The H]

6 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

I realize I missed the Sandwich's 2nd anniversary by three days! I fall to my knees in despair. To rectify my mistake, I activate the tracker I probably implanted in TwinStorm's ankle, find the location and discreetly steal back the sandwich. I travel all the way back to the original hill and throw a small party. First we have a pleasant picnic on the hill, eating the burgers I lovingly created. We then take a tour of the local hotdog factory, and even get a few souvenirs from the gift shop. To wrap everything up, we play a few games of bowling at the calzone/bowling alley fusion joint. I offer to drive the Sandwich back, and leave it back in TwinStorm's hands.

The plot does not progress any further, and the only thing that changed is the fact that the Sandwich now has a few pieces of stray confetti on it. Good job me.

This is a masterpiece.