The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I also run to Australia and chill with my giant snake buddies (I steal the Sandwich).

[Vyzkel He/Him]

My giant spider buddies attack your giant snake buddies in order to get the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I, dressed like Gandalf the Gray, fly atop a swarm of giant eagles.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Me, not knowing who Gandalf the Gray is, shoot you in the face with my real gun.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Me, not knowing who Gandalf the Gray is, shoot you in the face with my real gun.

Aw.

I die.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Aw.

I die.

Oh wait really?

I look in horror at the corpse, then steal the Sandwich and run away.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

Oh wait really?

I look in horror at the corpse, then steal the Sandwich and run away.

Yeah really you just shot me in the head

And I feel like dying rn so

 

WAIT I REALIZE HOW THAT SOUNDS I'M FINE YOU GUYS I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

Edited October 19, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yeah really you just shot me in the head

And I feel like dying rn so

 

WAIT I REALIZE HOW THAT SOUNDS I'M FINE YOU GUYS I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

???

I thought you were just gonna catch the bullet or something idk.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Oh wait really?

I look in horror at the corpse, then steal the Sandwich and run away.

 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yeah really you just shot me in the head

And I feel like dying rn so

 

WAIT I REALIZE HOW THAT SOUNDS I'M FINE YOU GUYS I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

I set up a beautiful funeral for poor, poor Glass, innocent victim of Vyz-One-Man-Murder-Gang.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

I set up a beautiful funeral for poor, poor Glass, innocent victim of Vyz-One-Man-Murder-Gang.

My ghost laughs at this somewhere in the distance.

Edited October 19, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

My ghost laughs at this somewhere in the distance.

I glare at the casket and remind the corpse to haul its behind to TLT cuz it’s kind of maybe a little late for me to be on (:) (I forgot how to do the ninja so)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

I set up a beautiful funeral for poor, poor Glass, innocent victim of Vyz-One-Man-Murder-Gang.

I make a t-shirt with that printed on it.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I glare at the casket and remind the corpse to haul its behind to TLT cuz it’s kind of maybe a little late for me to be on (:) (I forgot how to do the ninja so)

LOL OKAY SORRY *runs*

 

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I make a t-shirt with that printed on it.

The t-shirt suddenly goes up in flames.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I have awakened

5 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

The t-shirt suddenly goes up in flames.

I watch in despair as my favorite shirt falls to the ground, burnt to a crisp.

[PianoSavant she/her]

5 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I have awakened

I watch in despair as my favorite shirt falls to the ground, burnt to a crisp.

I roast a marshmallow over its remains, then offer it to Vyz.

Edited October 19, 2024 by PianoSavant

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I also roast a marshmallow over its remains, then I eat it.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I try to roast a marshmallow too, but unfortunately, it has been 15 hours, and the fire has gone out

[PianoSavant she/her]

I light the remains on fire so we can keep roasting marshmallows.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I roast as many marshmallows as I can in delight

I end up with over 20000 marshmallows roasted

I then plan on becoming the Black Market and trade all my yummy marshmallows for goodies

I have two friends who are Black Markets. I get a lot of good stuff from them

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I roast as many marshmallows as I can in delight

I end up with over 20000 marshmallows roasted

I then plan on becoming the Black Market and trade all my yummy marshmallows for goodies

I have two friends who are Black Markets. I get a lot of good stuff from them

. . . actually?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

23 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I roast as many marshmallows as I can in delight

I end up with over 20000 marshmallows roasted

I then plan on becoming the Black Market and trade all my yummy marshmallows for goodies

I have two friends who are Black Markets. I get a lot of good stuff from them

That’s either super cool or super suspicious.

I watch in silent agony as my shirt turns to ash.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I put some logs on top of it so Vyz doesn’t have to watch anymore. And to keep the fire burning.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . actually?

Well, they always trade stuff during lunch. One of them can somehow turn a pack of fruit snacks into a kona ice while the other is just a big back and wants food.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Well, they always trade stuff during lunch. One of them can somehow turn a pack of fruit snacks into a kona ice while the other is just a big back and wants food.

That’s crazy cool.

In a fit of rage I take the Sandwich and dump a bucket of water on the fire, then I storm off.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The shirt suddenly reignites behind you, even though you just soaked it with water.