Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately, the Platypuses swum over to tassie for help, the Tasmanian Devils sided with the underdogs and they became extinct because of the AAA. 

Edited November 1, 2022 by Cinnamon

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, de-extinction exists, and so Tassie devils were brought back.

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately, while everyone was distracted by the endangered Tasmanian devils they didn’t notice the last Tasmanian tiger die.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, one of the emus was an Edgedancer and remembered the Tasmanian tiger just in time to save it with Regrowth.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Unfortunately, there was only one Tasmanian tiger left and they all died out a few years later.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, there were time travelers.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, the time travelers could only travel forwards in time at a rate of one second a second.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, there were time warpers that could hop back to any point in the past.

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately, they went back too far and drowned in the ocean before land was created.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Fortunately, that stopped their decedents from killing the Tasmanian tigers.

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately, this created a paradox, and the Tassie Tigers still died anyway

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, the funeral had really good food.

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately, the food was poisoned with a zombie virus. Anyone who ate it became a zombie and infected other people, taking over the planet and effectively killing all remainders of the human race.

Edited November 2, 2022 by Telrao
Ninja'd HA!

[Cinnamon]

Fortunately, this stopped the second AAA

Edited November 2, 2022 by Cinnamon

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, Putin still managed to nuke all the surviving animals before he became a zombie.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, the animals were imune to nukes

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Unfortunately, they weren't immune to radiation.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, they were intelligent enough to create their own spaceship, and travel the stars, Skyward style.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Unfortunately, they were also mutant monsters.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, they had a civil society - so it didn't matter that they were mutants (Monster's INC vibes right now)

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Unfortunately, half the population died due to radiation poisoning.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, those who survived were now immune to radiation and passed this trait to their offspring.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Unfortunately, the alien mutant animals hunted the survivors for food because the planet was a desert.

Edited November 2, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, the population of this desert planet was entirely Survivors of Hathsin, so the hunted survivors just became cognitive shadows.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Unfortunately, they were more shade-like than anything.