Fortunately, Unfortunately

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, this wasn't Ireland.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunatley, this was in Australia during the Emu War.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Fortunately, the Emus decided to make peace.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, they couldn't communicate this.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Fortunately, they stopped fighting.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunatley, this meant that they were back to eating farmland, which is what caused the emu war in the first place.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, the Australian Soldiers ended up not being able to kill them, and gave up.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, the emus were slighted by the Australian soldiers attempting to kill them and were out for blood.

Worst-case scenario is that Voidus comes and is offended by us making fun of Australia.

Edited November 1, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately the soldiers were spiked.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, the emus were Bondsmiths.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, Kelsier decked the emus flat with his god-defying punches.

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately, the Irish potato famine again.

 

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, Britain actually decided to help Ireland this time, so nobody starved.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Unfortunately, the British forgot about the emus.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, the Emu war hadn't happened yet and still wouldn't happen for quite a while.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Unfortunately, half the emus starved.

[Cinnamon]

Fortunately, this meant when the emu war occured later the emu's forces were depleted.

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately, it meant the emus were extra angry, and figured out how to make guns.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Fortunately, the guns shot backwards.

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately the emus all held the backward shooting guns backwards so they shot forwards.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, the backward shooting guns had  their safeties on, which all the emus forgot about. So no one got hurt.

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately, even though no one was hurt physically the emus and humans were both very hurt emotionally because they kept insulting each other. The ‘safety situation’ provided more ammunition for the humans’ war of words, and they called all the emus stupid, this made both parties very sad because the humans did not like being mean, and the emus did not like being called stupid.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, because they were insulted, the emus never dared to wage war upon humanity again. And seeing how dejected and offended the emus were, some wildlife activists gave emus a lesson in corn farming, which was their favourite crop. Humanity, now seeing the emus as a civil and developed society (growing corn is MOST civilized) sent a formal apology to the emus for the humans' offensive comments, and gave the emus more materials to farm their corn with. Now the emus, now feeling like they are worth living in a normal society, have integrated with humanity, developing formulas for growing corn juicier, faster and tastier. The United Emu and Human Nations was formed, and now Australia is working on a peace treaty with dingos, kangaroos, and echidnas.

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately, the possums, sugar gliders, bilbys, kookaburras and platypuses felt left out, and so another Aussie animal attack (triple A for short l) started. 

Edited November 1, 2022 by Cinnamon

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, the UEHM had prepared by teaching the emus how to use their backwards firing guns, and so were able to fight back.