You Know You're Weird When...

[S. Stormy she/her]

Like You Know You're a Sanderfan except... well. You can figure it out. Can be relevant to Sanderson or not.

Example:

When you're doing an interpretive dance to the song(Dancing Queen) that's playing in your head while brushing your teeth.

Edited August 26, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed

[Szeth's Facepalm]

When you stare at yourself for 5 minutes in the mirror and slowly succumb to a small mental breakdown while listening to this

(Warning before you click: it is a variation of Two Trucks by Lemon Demon and is not suitable for all audiences. Also, may cause you to succumb to a small mental breakdown in front of the mirror.)

Edited August 26, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[That1Cellist he/him]

When your mom is talking about the heart of the watermelon, so you imagine a giant watermelon with a huge gemheart getting killed by a shardbearer to harvest it's heart.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, That1Cellist said:

When your mom is talking about the heart of the watermelon, so you imagine a giant watermelon with a huge gemheart getting killed by a shardbearer to harvest it's heart.

YES

When you dance in your car to annoy your sisters.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you do this:

So, I'm going to describe this very carefully.  First, bring your arms level with your shoulders.  Then, bring your elbows up forty-five to sixty degrees.  Palms should be flat, facing the ceiling.  Got it?  Okay, moving on.  Put your feet two... feet from each other, toes pointed out about thirty to forty five degrees.  Knees should be bent twenty to forty-five degrees.  If you can get to ninety, great.  If you can't, don't hurt yourself.  Now that you are in position, move one arm out, then in, keeping the palm up.  Repeat on the other side, and continue doing so as you do shuffle your feet sideways, left or right, whichever way the exit is.  Maintain eye contact with your sibling, friend, or whoever as you exit.  This is the Crab Shuffle, and it is the best way to exit a room.

[S. Stormy she/her]

When you stick your head into your sisters room, giggle maniacally, then leave* and when she says, "why are you so weird" you say, "what do you care? It made you strong!". **

 

*I think that's what I did. I'm not sure. I do a lot of weird things that weird people out.

**what Amaram says when Kaladin accuses him of ruining his life. I told her about it because it's a ridiculous thing to say.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

When you decide it would be fun to ask everyone if they know what a ghanderflaffle is. I've gotten some strange looks.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

… When you own a model of a Nazi Tiger tank that you e painted with Pride related colors.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

when you constantly reference the book you are writing in your head but no one has heard of it yet.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

On a side note, you know you're not weird when you can't think of anything to put here.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

When, in the middle of a card game, you fall on the floor dramatically and shout, “GO ON WITHOUT ME... I WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES LATER...”

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Alright, I've got one. You know you're weird when you stay up well past midnight researching the SAT and GED, and you draw a table comparing them with other tests.

If only I was this diligent about doing my actual homework...

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

You know you're weird when you do research on colleges- but not ordinary research- to the point that you make half a dozen google docs comparing and contrasting different double major routes like Mathematics/CompSci and Applied Math/CompSci and Computational Math/Electrical Engineering and figure out exactly which classes you'd need to take which semester to make sure you can feasibly graduate in four years...AND compare which AP credits are taken and which aren't between schools even though you have over a year until your freshman year in college. 

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

You know you're weird when you wonder if they have sent any instruments into space, cause they should have been recognized as people, surely they must have.