Ask The Cellist Anything

[That1Cellist he/him]

20 hours ago, Ranryu said:

Would you rather smash your cello or quit cello forever?

Eek! Smash it, I guess, though my esteem in my playing has been low lately.

12 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Eek we’re turning up the heat

Most interesting explosion you’ve ever set up?

I haven't exploded very many things that I can remember, though I bet I've done it at some point. I do like setting off fireworks though.

Edited October 17, 2022 by That1Cellist

[Potato's Wit she/her]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[That1Cellist he/him]

On 10/31/2022 at 8:39 PM, Potato's Wit said:

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Only as much as death permits.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Uhh... are you okay right now?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Do you play anything other than the cello?

[Ranryu she/her]

Write something!

[That1Cellist he/him]

On 11/4/2022 at 0:23 PM, Potato's Wit said:

Uhh... are you okay right now?

Right now? Yeah

20 hours ago, Sequence said:

Do you play anything other than the cello?

No other instruments, no. I did a little bit of piano when I was younger.

3 minutes ago, Ranryu said:

Write something!

Blood
Is sticky
Like tree sap
But The insides of a person
Instead of a tree
Spilt on the ground
As if the person's insides,
Their soul
Was burning
Red

I wrote that last night, so my answer to "Are you okay right now? Still stands.

Edited November 8, 2022 by That1Cellist

[Ranryu she/her]

I am concerned for you.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

1 minute ago, That1Cellist said:

Blood
Is sticky
Like tree sap
But The insides of a person
Instead of a tree
Spilt on the ground
As if the person's insides,
Their soul
Was burning
Red

Write something new.

[That1Cellist he/him]

1 minute ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

Write something new.

Helplessness
Is torture
Watching someone else's pain
But
Not being able to help
No matter how you try

[Ranryu she/her]

That's not better.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Uh.

 

Good luck! With... mental turmoil...!

[That1Cellist he/him]

Ok, I have another one then. This one might be considered more happy.

Hope
Is often foolish
A false light in the dark
But
It’s so wonderful, it might
Be real anyway

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Hmm.... true, but you should probably only think about the last part.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

[That1Cellist he/him]

On 11/10/2022 at 7:22 AM, InfiniteInsanity said:

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

A lot. It would probably have to be so many that they suffocate the elephant on accident. Elephants are, obviously, very string and quite intelligent. Chickens are the opposite in that. I can imagine them forgetting to attack the elephant and then just pecking at the ground for nonexistent food.

[Ranryu she/her]

If you could choose exactly what you looked like, what would you look like? (This includes attributes that humans don't have)

[That1Cellist he/him]

That's a difficult question to ask. I would like to have wings, obviously. Very pale skin, deep green eyes, something like that. I would also love it if by hair was the color of fire and moved around like one. This is a difficult question, so for the sake of not taking too long to respond, I didn't put too much thought into it. That was a really good question.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

How are you doing today?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

On 11/10/2022 at 7:22 AM, InfiniteInsanity said:

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

How fast are the chickens moving?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

How fast are the chickens moving?

..... 3 mph....

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

4 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

..... 3 mph....

How fast is the elephant moving?

[That1Cellist he/him]

30 minutes ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

How are you doing today?

Pretty good. Maybe a little melancholy and cynical, but besides the extra dose of sarcasm I've had lately, that's pretty normal. It's been a pretty good day.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

How fast is the elephant moving?

Its not.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

4 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

Its not.

Then it would take many chickens.