Last Will and Testament

[Channelknight Fadran]

Darn right, y'all. This is the place for jotting down epic ideas for our last wills and testaments. What elaborate puzzle chains and conniving mysteries will we enact to discern our billion-dollar estates' allotments? How will we grant one last hurrah after we're deceased?

I know I have tons of ideas... so I want to hear yours.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I will follow Aunt Agatha's will and force all people that want my billion dollar to play a real life 1313 DeadEnd Drive for it.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everything goes to my pets.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I will my mansion to Queedran

My money to @The Bookwyrm

My stories to @EmulatonStromenkiin

My body to @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

My memories to @Nameless

and my cats to @CalanoCorvus.

That's all that I have for now, this is assuming I'm a super rich person which I am not.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

My body to @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

what in the...

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

When I die, I’m going to send a fake body out on a boat loaded with high explosives. I’m then going to use special effects to make it look like I wasn’t dead when I was put on the boat, and then the boat will blow up. 

My final recording’s shout will be the first clue to send everyone on a massive ARG race to find the “killer” and my will which has been “stolen”.

You are all invited.

My real body will be buried next to my parents or grand parents. I want water lilies and sagebrush planted on either side of my grave (those were my favorite plants. They remind me of my grandpa).

Edited May 18, 2022 by Emery the Steelrunner

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 minutes ago, Emery the Steelrunner said:

When I die, I’m going to send my body out on a boat loaded with high explosives. I’m then going to use special effects to make it look like I wasn’t dead, and then the boat will blow up. 

My final recording’s shout will be the first clue to send everyone on a massive ARG race to find the “killer” and my will which has been “stolen”.

You are all invited.

fun.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

7 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

what in the...

You get to keep his bones!

[Frustration]

A standup comedian will be hired to read preprepared insults to people who attend, as well as generally crack jokes.

They will not be informed that it is my funeral.

My gravestone must be suitibly awesome for someone of my magnitude.

All my stuff will go to suitable heirs, individuals to be decided.

Edited May 18, 2022 by Frustration

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

what in the...

I had to think of something suitably random to give you my friend

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I wish to be buried under an apple tree.

I also want all of Sanderson's cosmere books to be read at my funeral(I don't care how long that will take). Also all the KOTLC books.

Edited May 18, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Lets see if the whole series is finished by the time you die which it should be. If they stop for eating and sleeping then it will take at least a month.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

That's week person thoughts. Have multiple people read at the same time, it'll be more confusing that way

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It will take about 2 1/2 days as the latest stormlight book takes 47 hours to listen to.

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Have a staff of chefs and tents for the two day confusing book-a-thon. No electronics other than cameras allowed.

@EmulatonStromenkiin and @The Wandering Wizard.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

That could work but you would need more time as the later stromlight books surpass 48 hours in reading time

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Do it for three days then, and have readers switch out every so often. @The Wandering Wizard.

Edited May 19, 2022 by Emery the Steelrunner

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

That would work as I doubt stormlight books are going to get much longer than 3 days of reading time.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

do it on double time, if its a recording.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

You can make it go about three times as fast

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

depends on how slow the reader is.

[Going_North_cal]

17 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

and my cats to @CalanoCorvus.

 

thanks

i'm going to do something similar to what @Emery the Steelrunner did.

Which means, of course, I'm going to do an ARG. because i freaking love ARGs.

But i'm going to do it better. I'm going to fake my death and then when everyone figures out the ARG, i'll be still alive laughing my butt off at some undisclosed location.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Meaing you have changed your name to Butt Venture @CalanoCorvus?

[Going_North_cal]

idk what that is

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He is the main recurring character in TLT and the Butt of many jokes.