Channelknight Fadran Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Darn right, y'all. This is the place for jotting down epic ideas for our last wills and testaments. What elaborate puzzle chains and conniving mysteries will we enact to discern our billion-dollar estates' allotments? How will we grant one last hurrah after we're deceased? I know I have tons of ideas... so I want to hear yours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 I will follow Aunt Agatha's will and force all people that want my billion dollar to play a real life 1313 DeadEnd Drive for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Everything goes to my pets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 I will my mansion to Queedran My money to @The Bookwyrm My stories to @EmulatonStromenkiin My body to @Thaidakar the Ghostblood My memories to @Nameless and my cats to @CalanoCorvus. That's all that I have for now, this is assuming I'm a super rich person which I am not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: My body to @Thaidakar the Ghostblood what in the... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emery the Steelrunner he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 (edited) When I die, I’m going to send a fake body out on a boat loaded with high explosives. I’m then going to use special effects to make it look like I wasn’t dead when I was put on the boat, and then the boat will blow up. My final recording’s shout will be the first clue to send everyone on a massive ARG race to find the “killer” and my will which has been “stolen”. You are all invited. My real body will be buried next to my parents or grand parents. I want water lilies and sagebrush planted on either side of my grave (those were my favorite plants. They remind me of my grandpa). Edited May 18, 2022 by Emery the Steelrunner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, Emery the Steelrunner said: When I die, I’m going to send my body out on a boat loaded with high explosives. I’m then going to use special effects to make it look like I wasn’t dead, and then the boat will blow up. My final recording’s shout will be the first clue to send everyone on a massive ARG race to find the “killer” and my will which has been “stolen”. You are all invited. fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: what in the... You get to keep his bones! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 (edited) A standup comedian will be hired to read preprepared insults to people who attend, as well as generally crack jokes. They will not be informed that it is my funeral. My gravestone must be suitibly awesome for someone of my magnitude. All my stuff will go to suitable heirs, individuals to be decided. Edited May 18, 2022 by Frustration 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: what in the... I had to think of something suitably random to give you my friend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 (edited) I wish to be buried under an apple tree. I also want all of Sanderson's cosmere books to be read at my funeral(I don't care how long that will take). Also all the KOTLC books. Edited May 18, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Lets see if the whole series is finished by the time you die which it should be. If they stop for eating and sleeping then it will take at least a month. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 That's week person thoughts. Have multiple people read at the same time, it'll be more confusing that way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 It will take about 2 1/2 days as the latest stormlight book takes 47 hours to listen to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emery the Steelrunner he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Have a staff of chefs and tents for the two day confusing book-a-thon. No electronics other than cameras allowed. @EmulatonStromenkiin and @The Wandering Wizard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 That could work but you would need more time as the later stromlight books surpass 48 hours in reading time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emery the Steelrunner he/him Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 (edited) Do it for three days then, and have readers switch out every so often. @The Wandering Wizard. Edited May 19, 2022 by Emery the Steelrunner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 That would work as I doubt stormlight books are going to get much longer than 3 days of reading time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 do it on double time, if its a recording. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 You can make it go about three times as fast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 depends on how slow the reader is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 17 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said: and my cats to @CalanoCorvus. thanks i'm going to do something similar to what @Emery the Steelrunner did. Which means, of course, I'm going to do an ARG. because i freaking love ARGs. But i'm going to do it better. I'm going to fake my death and then when everyone figures out the ARG, i'll be still alive laughing my butt off at some undisclosed location. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Meaing you have changed your name to Butt Venture @CalanoCorvus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 idk what that is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 He is the main recurring character in TLT and the Butt of many jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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