Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"You won't. At least not fast enough to die before we reach the end of the maze. I see that you've chosen the hallucinations. This will make our path more difficult."

[NameIess]

Nameless coughed. “What delusions? Also, was your hair always made of teeth?”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Delusions, like when Sokka drank from the strange cactus. Or a dalinar's storm visions. They will be that vivid and will last a long time. But they will be necessary for us to reach the end."

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[NameIess]

“I still don’t know what you mean. Anyways, the map says to go down here.”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Ember falls straight through the floor and continues going forward. "You're delusions have created an accurate map."

[NameIess]

“So they’re not delusions. See? I’m perfectly sane right now. Watch out for the inexplicable baby head.”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Ember ran right through it and jumped over the pit of hemalurgic spikes. "Only for direction and possibly traps. Anything else will be your delusions."

[NameIess]

“Are you sure your demon eyes aren’t real?”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Some might see my eyes that way." Ember jumps through the ceiling and turns around. "We have to go this way, but there is something up ahead. You all will have to deal with it."

[NameIess]

Nameless stared ahead. “Is that a dragon?”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"If it is, then she has sent her favorite pet after us."

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[NameIess]

“She has a pet dragon? What kind? Is it the covered in flame spikes, basilisk-stare kind?”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"It can rapidly adapt to any situation, including anything it needs to kill you."

[Going_North_cal]

The Dragon, regrettably, is something I helped to raise, long ago. The Dragon is... difficult, to defeat. Good luck.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Silhouette yelped. "A dragon? Aren't those near impossible to defeat?"

[Going_North_cal]

Yes, so I don't know what I was thinking when I agreed to help her raise it. She was just so infectiously enthusiastic, I couldn't say no.

[NameIess]

“Well, we can always use dragonsbane. I brought a whole sack of the stuff.” Nameless held up a black sack that was leaking some kind of powder.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

“Well, we can always use dragonsbane. I brought a whole sack of the stuff.” Nameless held up a black sack that was leaking some kind of powder.

Ember looks skeptically at the bag. "You will need a large ammount to put her to sleep as dragonsbane won't kill her, probably. She also has a fondness for buzzsaws."

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Ember looks skeptically at the bag. "You will need a large ammount to put her to sleep as dragonsbane won't kill her, probably. She also has a fondness for buzzsaws."

“Well, I’ve beaten PoP, so buzzsaws won’t be a problem. And this sack has plenty of dragonsbane. I gatewayed is up to Calano’s personal stores.”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"If you're sure, then we can continue."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Foklasfag appeared.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Ah good, they need all the help they can get. We're coming up on the dragon's position, but first we have to pass buzzsaw canyon.

[NameIess]

Nameless cracked his knuckles. “Leave this to me. I’m a buzzsaw expert.”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Very well." Ember puts everyone in the sack and goes in after saying, "You'd better get us across in one piece or I will have a new mouse."

[NameIess]

Nameless smiled, then dashed straight towards the chasm.