Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted

[NameIess]

"That's not the only thread about that topic either. There've been a bunch of other ones arguing between Scadrial and Roshar. So it's more like the immortal argument."

[Frustration]

"That's true, honestly the mods should go through and merge all the threads discussing that, just to see how much it actually is. Speaking of which I should probably read through them to find some good arguments."

[NameIess]

"From what I remember, its a lot of "Radiant would kill Mistborn because Mistborn doesn't have Shardplate" and "No Mistborn would win because Atium. And also A-chromium" and *repeating the same arguments over and over with minor variations*"

[Frustration]

"We got some really good arguments at some points, now there were some people, who I won't name who did just what you said, but we had some decent argumnets."

[NameIess]

"Well, yeah. Those are just the things that stuck out in my memory."

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

"It depends on the resources, though. A lot of Mistborn metals extinguish quickly, and the Radiants need Stormlight to use their powers."

[Quivil]

"What if they're in a 1v1 duel and neither has access to any investiture of any kind? Including sprenblades?"

[Frustration]

"Then the radiant wins because Rosharans are at least a foot taller than Scadrians, and they are better trained."

[Morningtide she/her]

1 minute ago, Frustration said:

"Then the radiant wins because Rosharans are at least a foot taller than Scadrians, and they are better trained."

"Good point, especially if they are Alethi" Morningtide said while munching on chips. "I love debates"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar ignored what had transpired and then teleported all people diagnosed with brandofandonitis into an aluminum cage the size of the crawlspace under Brandon's bed.

[Frustration]

Frustration used a shardblade to cut everything non-esential off of himself, crawled out and used Stomrlight to heal.

"Hello Mr.Sanderson sir, do you mind if I ask you some questions?"

[NameIess]

Nameless cut his way out with the One Power, which had no restrictions surrounding aluminum.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar rolled his eyes and turned cuendillor into dust, "I am inevitable." he then turned Nameless into a small slug and said to Frustration, "I'd be willing to vouch for you to join the staff if you TAKE DOWN NAMELESS!"

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

"what about me?"

[Frustration]

*Passes Nameless the male Choedan Kal access key*

[NameIess]

*Grabs the key and uses it to obliterate Thaidakar from existence*

"Hey, have you guys every thought about the futility of life?"

[Frustration]

"I may have made a mistake."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Primeval Chaos said:

"what about me?"

"what about you?"

Just now, Frustration said:

*Passes Nameless the male Choedan Kal access key*

*sighs* "Frustration, did you just?" 

*draws cuendillor* "it is time"

Just now, Nameless said:

*Grabs the key and uses it to obliterate Thaidakar from existence*

"Hey, have you guys every thought about the futility of life?"

Thaidakar then stabbed Nameless with Cuendillor and banished him to the edge of the universe, Thaidakar then stole the key and used it to decimate Frustration into dust and ashes.

[NameIess]

*Access key begins to glow blindingly as Thaidakar's Cuendillar shatters*

"Wow, the True Power is awesome. I wonder why the Dark One's giving it to me now. Maybe I should destroy the world, then the Dark One couldn't win."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar cracked up and then used the power invested in him by being a writer to send Nameless on a meaningless quest to kill frustration.

[Frustration]

"I have definatly made a mistake." Frustration said. "Wait, I have an idea!"

*Makes the area a stedding*

[NameIess]

Nameless used the power invested in him as a book reader to ignore Thaidakar's instructions. "Yes. If everyone dies, then they can't serve the Dark One. It all makes sense."

[Going_North_cal]

19 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Frustration used a shardblade to cut everything non-esential off of himself, crawled out and used Stomrlight to heal.

 

"Breaking the rules again?"

Dom seperated Frustration from his Shardblade, and removes his Stormlight.

"No. Stop doing that."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar laughed harder, "you do realize that writers are far more powerful than readers right?" 

Thaidakar then used a giant sword forged out of the blood and bones of millions of dragons reborn to stab Nameless and turn him to dust.

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

"Breaking the rules again?"

Dom seperated Frustration from his Shardblade, and removes his Stormlight.

"No. Stop doing that."

"I am no longer inside the clinic and am outside of your jurisdiction!"