Boomerang Guy Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Ho there traveler! (or whatever you are.) This is where you swear an Oath and join the ranks of Chortlism! What is "Chortlism?" Why it has to do with chortles OBVIOUSLY. The Oath is as follows, "I insert name, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism." Any questions or concerns must go through me for I am leader and master of chortles. Oh and You cant just say "I swear." You have to physically type out the whole oath. You have to say the whole thing as written! I'll make an EP for members soon at a later date. Until than, refrain from chortling until you've sworn the Oath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 I, CalanoCorvus, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! Furthermore, I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism! Huzzah!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emery the Steelrunner Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 I’m going to start a religion based off of chuckling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 I Thaidakar Von Kelsier, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism. there, that good? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Question! What if we don't acknowledge Boomerang Guy as the divine leader of Chortlism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 43 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I Thaidakar Von Kelsier, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism. there, that good? Hmmmmm... *Narrows eyes suspiciously at Thaidakar* Well, do you PROMISE to stay true to your Oath? You will be excommunicated (kicked off EP) if you do other wise. Do You PROMISE to stay FAITHFUL? 25 minutes ago, Nameless said: Question! What if we don't acknowledge Boomerang Guy as the divine leader of Chortlism? Than you are forbidden entry. For behold I am the voice and soul of CHORTLES. To not acknowledge me, is to defy Chortles. 51 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said: I, CalanoCorvus, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! Furthermore, I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism! Huzzah!!! HUZZAH!!!! Welcome! You are the first to join Chortlism. Congrats. 52 minutes ago, Emery the Steelrunner said: I’m going to start a religion based off of chuckling. Interesting.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Just now, Boomerang Guy said: Than you are forbidden entry. For behold I am the voice and soul of CHORTLES. To not acknowledge me, is to defy Chortles. What if I deny this fact and set up my own Chortlism cult sect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Just now, Nameless said: What if I deny this fact and set up my own Chortlism cult sect. THAN YOU ARE A HERETIC! ANd why would you want to? (we got waaaaafflessss) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Just now, Boomerang Guy said: THAN YOU ARE A HERETIC! ANd why would you want to? (we got waaaaafflessss) What if my sect has panwaffles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Nameless said: What if my sect has panwaffles? AHEM We have ALL THE STORMING WAFFLES. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Boomerang Guy said: AHEM We have ALL THE STORMING WAFFLES. But what if I steal them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Nameless said: But what if I steal them? HA. You are incapable of doing such a thing. For such a thing is IMPOSSIBLE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Just now, Boomerang Guy said: HA. You are incapable of doing such a thing. For such a thing is IMPOSSIBLE! Hm. Alright. In that case, "I Nameless, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Just now, Nameless said: Hm. Alright. In that case, "I Nameless, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism." You are accepted into our ranks. Congrats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Great! What other theological doctrines do we have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Patience... More shall be revealed. later in the EP. We cannot simply spew sacred information on a public forum for unworthies to read! ....and I am struggling to keep to my studies.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 Fine. *Chortles* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 chortles happily in response 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 *chortles louder* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 *chortles the loudest* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 *chortles even louder than the loudest* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 *Chortles with the powers of the cosmos* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 *chortles with the power of infinite cosmos* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 44 minutes ago, Boomerang Guy said: Hmmmmm... *Narrows eyes suspiciously at Thaidakar* Well, do you PROMISE to stay true to your Oath? You will be excommunicated (kicked off EP) if you do other wise. Do You PROMISE to stay FAITHFUL? yes, sure. I promise to stay faithful. *mutters something else as chortles using the greatest chortle of chortles, the scadoosh chortle* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 10 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: yes, sure. I promise to stay faithful. *mutters something else as chortles using the greatest chortle of chortles, the scadoosh chortle* BLASPHEMY! THE SCADOOSH CHORTLE IS SACRED. HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THIS. (and its not THE greatest. Its just AMONG them.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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