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Ho there traveler! (or whatever you are.) 

This is where you swear an Oath and join the ranks of Chortlism! 

What is "Chortlism?"

Why it has to do with chortles OBVIOUSLY.

The Oath is as follows,

"I insert name, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism."

Any questions or concerns must go through me for I am leader and master of chortles.

Oh and You cant just say "I swear." You have to physically type out the whole oath. You have to say the whole thing as written! 

I'll make an EP for members soon at a later date. Until than, refrain from chortling until you've sworn the Oath.

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I, CalanoCorvus, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! Furthermore, I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism!

Huzzah!!!

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I’m going to start a religion based off of chuckling.

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I Thaidakar Von Kelsier, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism. there, that good?

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Question! What if we don't acknowledge Boomerang Guy as the divine leader of Chortlism?

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43 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I Thaidakar Von Kelsier, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism. there, that good?

Hmmmmm... *Narrows eyes suspiciously at Thaidakar* 

Well, do you PROMISE to stay true to your Oath? You will be excommunicated (kicked off EP) if you do other wise.

Do You PROMISE to stay FAITHFUL?

25 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Question! What if we don't acknowledge Boomerang Guy as the divine leader of Chortlism?

Than you are forbidden entry. For behold I am the voice and soul of CHORTLES. To not acknowledge me, is to defy Chortles.

 

51 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

I, CalanoCorvus, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! Furthermore, I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism!

Huzzah!!!

HUZZAH!!!!

Welcome! You are the first to join Chortlism. Congrats.

52 minutes ago, Emery the Steelrunner said:

I’m going to start a religion based off of chuckling.

Interesting....

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Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

Than you are forbidden entry. For behold I am the voice and soul of CHORTLES. To not acknowledge me, is to defy Chortles.

 

What if I deny this fact and set up my own Chortlism cult sect.

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Just now, Nameless said:

What if I deny this fact and set up my own Chortlism cult sect.

THAN YOU ARE A HERETIC!

ANd why would you want to? (we got waaaaafflessss)

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Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

THAN YOU ARE A HERETIC!

ANd why would you want to? (we got waaaaafflessss)

What if my sect has panwaffles?

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2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

What if my sect has panwaffles?

AHEM

We have ALL THE STORMING WAFFLES.

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1 minute ago, Boomerang Guy said:

AHEM

We have ALL THE STORMING WAFFLES.

But what if I steal them?

 

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1 minute ago, Nameless said:

But what if I steal them?

 

HA. You are incapable of doing such a thing. For such a thing is IMPOSSIBLE!

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Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

HA. You are incapable of doing such a thing. For such a thing is IMPOSSIBLE!

Hm. Alright. In that case, 

"I Nameless, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism."

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Just now, Nameless said:

Hm. Alright. In that case, 

"I Nameless, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism."

You are accepted into our ranks. Congrats.

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Great! What other theological doctrines do we have?

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Patience... More shall be revealed. later in the EP. We cannot simply spew sacred information on a public forum for unworthies to read!

....and I am struggling to keep to my studies....:ph34r:

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Fine. *Chortles*

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chortles happily in response

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*chortles louder*

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*chortles the loudest*

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*chortles even louder than the loudest*

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*Chortles with the powers of the cosmos*

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*chortles with the power of infinite cosmos*

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44 minutes ago, Boomerang Guy said:

Hmmmmm... *Narrows eyes suspiciously at Thaidakar* 

Well, do you PROMISE to stay true to your Oath? You will be excommunicated (kicked off EP) if you do other wise.

Do You PROMISE to stay FAITHFUL?

yes, sure. I promise to stay faithful. *mutters something else as chortles using the greatest chortle of chortles, the scadoosh chortle*

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10 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

yes, sure. I promise to stay faithful. *mutters something else as chortles using the greatest chortle of chortles, the scadoosh chortle*

BLASPHEMY! THE SCADOOSH CHORTLE IS SACRED. HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THIS.

(and its not THE greatest. Its just AMONG them.)

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