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  1. Alas, I leave my Tarachin playing days behind me, as well as my favorite rank. Oh well, Mistborn isn't too shabby.

  2. All Hail the Boar King

    May his eyes grow dull and his tusks grow blunt

    Hail

    Hail

  3. Teeth bite once but cut twice

  4. Fun fact I learned today: when you're driving and come to an intersection, you must yield to C-130s, as apparently they have the right of way. The more you know!

  5. When fishing for Ferretfish, one must rely on the element of mild confusion

  6. Just because you're immortal doesn't mean your breath won't stink

  7. Hands like ice, Heart of stone, Rakeen never come alone

  8. I have bottled the concept of "Burning", and it smells of remembrance. Taste-testing to follow.

  9. When Nothing exists, Everything is possible.

  10. Experiment H729: Subject reacts poorly to light, and shows an aversion to spoons, goat-derived fertilizer, and taupe. Further testing required.

  11. And as I sat and watched the suns rise over the corpses the the fallen gods I had slain, I wondered what I would have for lunch

  12. Experiment 7*****0 Data Log: The test subject has gained consciousness despite not having a head. Further tests underway...

  13. Conclusion: The Drunken Master technique is easier with sake than whiskey

  14. Apparently Haunted Elevators enjoy messing with people.

  15. The University Years, where "breakfast" means a cup of tea and a few mints.

    1. Slowswift

      Slowswift

      That sounds actually really good right now. :huh:

  16. Hello Hunger my old friend...

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    2. Fatebreaker

      Fatebreaker

      We don't talk much. Differing views on the nature of dairy.

    3. the winter system

      the winter system

      Ah. Is he still your old friend? Or is he your really old friend?

    4. Fatebreaker
  17. And so it begins, Schule...

  18. New DA slogan - The Dark Alley: Doing the Ordinary Extraordinarily and the Extraordinary Ordinarily

  19. I wish I would stop meeting racists. They don't appreciate my fro.

  20. Man, these ghosts are EVERYWHERE

    1. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      Who you gonna call?

    2. Fatebreaker

      Fatebreaker

      Gorthern the Keeper of Souls?

  21. Hmm, who to spike next?...

    1. Kipper

      Kipper

      The biggest room in YOUR OWN life is always room for improvement. Just sayin'.

    2. Fatebreaker

      Fatebreaker

      Fair point. Who to spike from?...

    3. Kipper

      Kipper

      It would be helpful to know the desired attribute.

  22. Now it begins. The End has begun. Gaze upon the approaching future and despair, for Finals are here...

  23. I hunger, therefore I am. Hungry, that is.

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