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el_warko

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  1. I voted Kelsier (would vote Eland if that were the option) based on current knowledge. However, ther is no telling how this fight would go if and when Dalinar achieves level five Bondsmith. At the moment it is a completely unfair fight. At full power though Dalinar might just have to look at him to make him explode or something (should he feel so inclined).
  2. I am tired. Coffee is not helping. I am immune.

  3. el_warko

    shardbear

    Pun that has been covered in awesomesauce?
  4. Can We assume that the followers know who each other are? (Capitalised by Royalty )
  5. Warkel usually stayed awake half the night tossing and turning. Not that night though. His tired old body had been on the road for too long the bed had been too soft. He'd also broken into his supply of winglebark. It was a common enough herb which aided sleep. Warkel had needed it. He'd never admit that age was catching up with him but deep down he knew that this would be his last winter. Still he rose early that morning. He got out of bed and stretched, he grabbed his walking stick and wandered down to the kitchen to get hot water for some tea. The screams curdled his blood, people rushed towards the stable. "What was going on?"
  6. Not at all, If music be the food of love and all that . . . . Shadrach was hopping past the Salmon when he heard some beautiful music emanating from inside. He stopped for a minute to listen. It was stunning. He swayed in time to the music appreciatively for a time, longer than he originally anticipated. A grace note, so jarring yet perfectly placed brought him back to the present. He hopped off; he had someone to shake down visit.
  7. spat luminescent bile (Pizza is a she is she not? - She was Hoids girlfiend a while back)
  8. Don'tya youse meen Rosh'tra'ya? (I'm Nu Zalind) Kallo, Shallo? I'm ghan down ta see tha Ardo's bout me callin. On a more serious note: Rock and Jasnah (Rock the Casbah) "Shallan don't like it Rock and Jasnah Rock and Jasnah" World Hopper (Low Rider) - About Hoid "All my friends know the World Hop per The World Hop per is a little smarter The World Hop per knows all of Shadesmar"
  9. Warkel; Aged apothecary. Looks like he was born around 80 winters ago, patchy beard, ragged brown robes; walks with a limp and walking stick. Has many pouches containing herbs for the many ailments people suffer. Including life
  10. That was awesome. Viva la Pahn Kahl! Best of luck to all. Edit: Made most ghostly.
  11. el_warko

    Bloody Tan

    so he saved the / gave better lives to 5 or 6 orphan children. Harmony achieved. What Preservation gaveth, Ruin taketh away (and vice versa).
  12. Booooooooo!!!! Hissssssssssss!!!!! *Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth* I call for a recount and an extension kidding on both counts P P P P P P P Poor Elo, p p p p p p p poor deFENCEless Elo. All h h h h h h h he ever w w w w w w w wanted to do was sl sl sl sl sl sl sl slaughter the enemies of Pahn Kahl. *Crying tears of a Pahn Kahl extremist*
  13. Elo slipped into the village. The villagers were so sure he was going to attack Alan again. Amatuers. He had bigger fish to fry, much bigger fish. He went into his house, careful to avoid the broken glass and upended furniture. Just like he knew that they would look for his plans, he knew that they wouldn't find them. Hidden amongst his Cute Kittens and Fluffy Rabbits Weekly Digest; Hardcore Punk edition was what he sought, exactly where he had left it. He smiled, it wasn't a pretty sight, he wasn't a pretty man. Tonight though, tonight would be beautiful. . . . . . Think mohawk'd tatooed poodle rabbit and you're close. Ooh, that reminds me I'll need a nose ring.
  14. If you go with these suggestions which are good, or keep the originals how about when the eye is activated it changes colour to its opposite on the complementary colours wheel (gold for silver). Maybe affects eyeholders eye colour or tinge to hair / complexion if you wanted to be more subtle. With regard to passing on the eye vis prem death / suicide you could cover that with rites that could range from a - simple statent if you want one to pass to a peasant(something anyone could say) or complex arcane ritual if you wanted to keep it in the priesthood. Blindness could occur if the eye is forcibly removed with colour blindness occuring if the eye passed on by rite (unless that's a plot point).
  15. Ok, maybe of the blood (though that's a bit cumbersome and kinda vampire). Faesworn? Waaaaaaay too pretentious. Also not knowing how in depth your background (history) on the community have you considered a posh sounding word from say ye olde english / germanic / arabic?. Or relating to the origin of their power / gods? The inflection of the word can be established through dialogue.
  16. Jeo and Peng are prepping Shadrach the giant bunny for me (time for Elo to overcompensate ). Mohawk has been shaved, the outline of the Bridge Four (right shoulder), PK4Life (left shoulder), I Love Mum (left buttock) and "I didn't survive the Nalthis Elimination" (right buttock) tatts have been eteched in. Just need to fill those in and get the Shash brand for my forehead. I'll be the baddest mother fippin' bunny either you or Nalthis has ever seen. Yes, errors . . . . . . . . . . . . I was taken in too as much by your adament claims as anything else. Regardless, there is still likely to be as many if not more 'Idrian' PK than 'Hallandren' PK left, as of my death in approx 11 "earth hours" Whatever they are.
  17. "Ver, I never had nothing against you except you weren't with me. Please help me put Baldrick on the way" Elo asked. Ver acquiesced and gave Elo some instructions.. Elo shut the door and turned out the light. Knowing he wouldn't be home tonight. The snow was falling hard and didn't he know, the Winds on Nalthis were blowing cold. He carried steel that was tried and true, carrying news that had to get through. He walked the paths where few would go. He walked side by side with death, God-Kings were mocking his every step. The snow was blowing back his feet were slow. The dogs of doom were howling more. He carried news that must get through, to build the dream his people knew. He chose the path where few would go. "Balders, I know we never saw eye to eyethe dog grinned his doggy grin, tongue lolling) . . . . . . (NOW DONT YOU START." Elo pulled himself back. It wasn't the dogs fault. Besides he planned to go out in style. He was proud of his heritage, proud of his people, proud of martyrdom. People saw the Pahn Kahl as terrorists. That was because they were not in the minority fighting for their heritage that was being consumed by the ravenous beasts that were Idris and Hallandren. "Oi, ah yer seen meh dag?" Came a voice from the nether. Must be in teh right place Elo thought. "I have him" Elo replied. "Send 'im over 'ere. If e'll folla yer instruc'shuns. 'E is bigger than yeh" "If you weren't an invisible ghost thing I'd tear yeh from limb to limb" "Oi'd accuse yeh of bein' ahl talk but I no thaht's not tha case. Thanks fur takin' car of 'Im" An unseen presence rounded on Baldrick. "Now, don' you 'ave sommere tah be?" Baldrick had the descent to look ashamed and trotted off out of sight. Elo felt the presence turn around to face him. "Now, don' you 'ave sommere tah be?". Elo stood proudly. "Yes I do" he replied. Elo had never given quarter, he was not about to ask for it. He had things to do and very little time in which to do it
  18. I am PK, hear me roar! Let our Lord of Ffnord in the sky hear me cast my vote for Aodan. Please accept this vote as a sign of respect. My vote, if it is counted (for I am Drab) will be like blowing into the wind to stop a hurricane. This is undenaible, so I chose to cast my vote with respect to game played. The vote aginst me is standing at lots for my death none against. To get all cockney on you, I'm brown bread I know this, you know this, anyone paying attention to this game knows this. If I were truly trying to change the vote, do you not think I would have spoken up earlier? Besides, that does not make anything I have said less true. That's like burning me at the stake for being a murderer and because I say that the Earth revolves around the sun. Neither of those truths invalidate the other. Aodan can prove he is what he says he is by pursuing 'Idrian' PK. If he does, then you can completely disregard my words. If he does not, you'll have to admit there is some truth to them regardless of my alignment. With regard to his 'stats". Jeo sold himself out, Peng was excellent deduction *nods head with repect* and a vast power base. I'd had enough of the smugness radiating out of Aodan underlings and was highly suspicioused (just made that word up) of so I thought colour it, I am dead anyway, I am unlikely to be able to kill Aodan himself, I'll focus on one of his more vocal suporters the Librarian come Lay-Priest- Alan. And the best way to achieve this Jutice and equailty? Even the numbers up by slaughtering innocent Hallandrens by "mistake".
  19. Now my geography is pretty bad, (I don't know where in Canadia you have set this with respect to the rest of Canada), but have you considered picking a french word? - cant used privileged it's that same just with accents. Could consider the Aubaine (aubaine is french for Boon).
  20. So the group co-ordinating the good side (said every dictatorship ever) controls all the power. Good to know.
  21. My role aside, every remaining Hallandren realises that they continue to play the game this way they will hand the game to the Idrians right? Now, the person who "claims" to have strawmanned me may be Aodan. If that's the case, it is my word against his. If not, it is my word against his and whoever strawmanned me. Either way Idris appears to be mighty short of numbers come negotiation time . . . . . Hypothetically, say I am PK. That would be two 'Hallandren' PK and one 'Idrian' PK down. That would infer that there is at least one more 'Idrian' PK left if the PK number greater than four, that there will always be one more 'Idrian' PK than 'Hallandren' PK remaining. (Assuming even numbers, which the player roster would suggest is the case). Men and women of Hallandren. If he orders the death of another Hallandren tonight, or calls out another Hallandren tomorrow during the day and he picks "wrongly". Ask yourself this; will there be any sincerity in his apology? By all means kill me tonight. But for the sake of all that is awesome remember these words.
  22. Reads much better. Will review tonight (my time) and reply in depth tomorrow. thank you
  23. Elo drank,his microbrewery had produced it's first brew. A porter. It was good, very good, what was better was the quiet. Everyone had gone silent since the very manly baritone had desended from the heavens after his concert. Everyone had been there, everyone had been blown away, everyone had been silenced. That was as it should be, everything was as it should be.
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