Mistrunner

THEM FEELSSee, this show is clever. It reels you in with promises of fun adventures in a spaceship with hilarious hijinks and wonderful friendships and then it destroys your soul and you have no choice but to keep watching.

How I feel whenever someone asks "How's your day going?" "Well, I'm not dead or unconscious so I say bravo for me." -Leo Fitz, my spirit animal

Yeah. I think I'll skip it. Thank you for your sound advice.

It... it includes a certain alien that absorbs people. I will say no more.

Honor Spren!

I've been away for too long. Again. Summaries are fun! We have: Twi's sister needs to get on the Shard someday so we can give her hugs too Dear Twi's mom, how did you become a pastor Wayne Band and noodles Something about sales Up to speed! For the latest in the Mistrunner Report: The next episode of Doctor Who I'm watching with my mother is The Episode Which Shall Not Be Named. I'm worried. Perhaps I'll just... skip to the next in episode in the lineup... Now that I'm rewatching Tennant's run I'm realizing how many quotable things he says. "I'll have to get a house! With... Doors! And carpets!"

So I was watching Doctor Who with my mom today. She doesn't trust David Tennant because he played Barty Crouch Jr in Harry Potter. To quote: "This David Tennant always seems to play someone who's kind of crazy, and you know why? Because he looks kind of crazy! When he smiles, he just looks insane!" Me: *about to refute claim* Me: *thinks of profile picture on this website* Me: *agrees*

Speaking of teachers and birthdays, my brothers' middle school band director made an instrument called the hoseaphone. He'd play happy birthday on it. It was awesome.Also, I started writing my biology notes with HTML. In my notebook. With pencil. I don't know either.

Ripple- happy birthday, and enjoy a song my mom's brothers used to sing for birthdays. As I can't sing it, please imagine a properly mournful tune. In other news, it's rained today! Yay yay yaaay!

My family doesn't exactly prescribe things. They just use an old family adage:"It's probably a tumor." My family is not good at consolation. Oh and bear hugs for all. And normal hugs, and group hugs, and any type of hug you can think of.

Have any of you heard of a little book called "What If?"

Kind of how I feel about the coming election, looking at the frontrunners...

So I've been having a lot of trouble with this move because where we moved from was the best place I've ever lived and now my mom is suggesting that she might have me talk to a counselor if this keeps up and she isn't the sort of person to ever suggest counseling and now I'm scared there's something wrong with me or something and I don't even know. I still want a chocolate fund.

I didn't think about this before, but I can post a bunch of Deep Thoughts! "As the light changed from red to yellow to green to back again, I wondered if life was just a bunch of honking and yelling. Sometimes it seemed that way." "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone." "The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face." "The earliest flyswatters were probably just a sort of striking surface attached to the end of a stick." "Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words- "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind." "To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits." -Jack Handey And a quote from the Simpsons- specifically, Kang the alien, pretending to be Bill Clinton: As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

I think this is the song that inspired the Feegle's cry: Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We wilna be fooled agin!

I'll give that a third.

...can I nominate everybody?

Mistrunner looks up from the tray of bookies to see Max reciting the Words. Her hair is in her face, she has flour on her nose, and she's wearing an apron that says "(please don't) Spike the Cook!""Hello," she says. "Welcome to the Knights Awkward. Would you like a bookie?"

Perks of having glasses: They don't call 'em "brainy specs" for nothin' You can call them "specs" You're always first to know when it's raining You can take them off and read things wrong for poetry Cons of having glasses: When you take them off you can't see Smudgy vision Headaches for wearing them for too long People forcibly taking them off your face and either trying then on or yelling "HOW MANY FINGERS?"

Um, in class today, um, I was bored.

I'm sorry, did you say "H2O smatterhat condemned"?

Your crud, while vory non-synthesized,Party teased no images goo; real sorting quota. -the last sentence of your post sans glasses. You're welcome.

It was quite interesting. Maybe it can make English not incredibly boring! "There Oppenheimer bar... Ham." "The Odyssey by Homer." "Ah."

Well, I haven't seen the Star Wars trailer yet, but today I was at the pool up on base and discovered that trying to read the rules without glasses is the best thing ever. All aquatic equipment becomes allomancer encampment. Diving board becomes dying gourd. Some more I couldn't figure out later: Baggins Ogre bores Walking dead Hrathen It makes rules so much more entertaining.

*hugs Twi* Things work out. You're an amazing person. Keep trying. You're in my prayers. My rant/hug plea/I really do need a Get Mistrunner Chocolate fund I feel like I care too much about everything. And I wish I could stop caring so much, but I can't, and I just keep on drowning in it all, and I wonder how many other people are just smiling and hiding it all and if we could get together for hugs and chocolate cookies and some Doctor Who and just talk to each other about everything