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I love the Duolingo owl! I like the character design in general, plus I feel like it’s just the right amount of pushy (the other characters feel worse to me) (unless it’s the end of the day and I still haven’t done my lesson, then they’re scary) I think the sky's blue because the ocean was blue and the sky was jealous, or something like that. Or something about blue having the longest wavelength and rhythms and pure tones and whatnot. My second favorite plant is the peace lily plant, minus the actual lilies, in a pot, because when I saw it years ago on the Bastille cover flap I was like, “That’s it! That’s what I’ve always imagined a potted plant as!” and now I have one.

What shade of green do you feel matches your personality (sorry) (bye)

Sorry if it feels like I’m going thru notifications and copy pasting, but I do want to know… what is your favorite shade of green? (now I need to go, guess I’ll see the answer tomorrow bye)

What is your favorite shade of green? (kind of a joke, but I like to ask this and see the response)

So I actually had to look that up… I might misinterpret the question sorry I’d say conformation bias? Just cause I seee it used and experience it the most, plus I sometimes use it to hype things I think will be good (like when my irl wanted to start cosmere with tress, I tried to use it for hoid so they would understand he actually has great fashion sense) (*insert breeze justification, this is totally ethical*) Umm… I play chess (not good at it) and have a switch (not 2, sad) I mostly play like Mario/zelda type stuff, of the “popular online games” only Minecraft. I, personally, feel competent at math, but don’t exactly enjoy it… it feels kinda fun when I’m learning a concept (unless it’s too hard) and then I have to master it, then I feel like I don’t like math anymore. And I like the spoiler things! Then just feel satisfying instead of annoying. Anyway gtg, day off tomorrow so I should be online.

Yeah I don’t use them too much either… I guess I mostly use ninja’d (this one ) and shrug since it’s the gesture I use most in irl conversation. Not very good at them.

So, that’s what AMA stands for. I had been wondering. Don’t know if anyone will come here… but… ask me anything (I figured it out) I guess. Don’t know what you would ask me… but if you really have a question, fire away. You know, not sure why I’m feeling so insecure as a write this. Ah well!

AAAAAA *runs* Also, here you go! But by purchasing this product, you’ve signed up for a subscription in which everything you own is slowly replaced with items of equivalent value! I’m going to leave now, but before I go: I wish for a talking chicken* *”Chicken” is defined as a Marketing Term and does not necessarily mean chicken, but is defined as any bird.

Hmmph. What about 16 green chulls who hold the shards of adonalsium?

Granted! However, it’s the middle of the singer occupation. I wish for Last Post Wins to be unlocked!

Granted! It’s available through a hemalurgic spike, but it’s used by burning uranium, which kills you. I wish for an eraser shaped like a lobster!

Ummm… granted. You should wish for… steel/iron allomancy, but it only works on scented candles! I wish for emotional allomancy that only works on marmosets.

Granted. However, you’re locked in your last workplace, unable to leave, and I unallowed to work. (Unimaginative, but I couldn’t think of anything) I wish for the ability to transmogrify sandwiches into books. Because I have imagination block right know.

Granted, you click emoji button in the text box (by bold and stuff) and put in ph34r in the search bar. Unfortunately, your 3 key is broken. I wish for a hemalurgically spiked cookie and understanding of why it’s important.

Being in Space Jam and having to be the motion capture green screen person for whichever character got beat up the most (I just know it exists, didn’t watch it)

Um… I haven’t witnessed a ninja-ing yet. Though I figured out how to make this. What do we do now? I’ll try granting yours. Done. It tastes bad. I wish for infinite patience for Brandon Sanderson.

Granted. Someone shakes it before handing it to you and it explodes in your face. I wish for the ability to skip through time to whenever the next Brandon Sanderson book comes out, stay until I finish reading it, then skip to the next.

Being Kaladin and unrealistically surviving while everyone else dies

Politely pops in, says hello, grabs the sandwich, then realizes stealing it was rude and tosses it. Then they need to leave again.

*Politely checks in to see how things are going* Where would you even take it, Conure? *Has to leave again, but this time just excuses themselves and leaves because they realize they’re leaning to much into the polite thing*

*Pulls original potato out from however Politely was trying to bake the second one as agreement* *Also, politely excuses themselves because they have to go, and even though they probably didn’t need to say that they think it’s polite to excuse oneself*

*Politely catches the potato and realizes there’s nothing reasonable to do with it and can’t think of an idea, so uses it as a heat source to bake another potato without imagination* *Also, celebrates getting to the second page, even though they probably don’t need to, but does it because they think it’s polite*