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Yeah, but I’m on my school iPad… I will definitely post it when I get home.

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I’ve been lurking instead of posting here! Oh no! Joke’s on you, I threw the sunset at Ketek earlier, so it’s much closer than you think. I steal the sunset back from Ketek and reveal that while cream cheese is dark magic, pumpkin cream cheese is necromancy. I use a bit to come back to life, then begin raising Star zombies.

I thought about it a lot and I think the story can work really well as a show. Of course, they could ignore that and do something crazy, but Brandon wouldn’t let them do that. DOOMSLUG I actually tried to make one out of clay once based specifically on descriptions and stuff, and it came out really well. Again, if they try at all to be accurate, it’s something that translates perfectly. If they try something else, I will be very angry.

I finally saw the news… I have strangely mixed and weird feelings about this happening when it did. On the upside, though, *spams doomslug art*

Happy Brick Cult Day! *tosses confetti* *dons brick-colored party hat* Or, make friends on an online forum, so you can edit your speech and not worry about sounding weird, since it just puts you in one-liners! That’s what I do…

Waitwaitwait where are you getting the information of a Skyward show?

Of course not, Conure’s natural speech is what inspired one liners, so anything he says is automatically a one liner. Also, I decide to go on a side quest for pumpkin cream cheese.

I know Conure has before… but not a mod. *disappears*

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*appears* *responds* *disappears*

*appears* Indeed. That’s quite literally what I went online to do right now. *disappears*

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I lost mine after I did lessons after my internet was shut off for a week. It got confused, didn’t register some online lessons, and ate all my streak freezes. But I didn’t pay attention and skipped a day because I didn’t know it ate the streak freezes. Now I’m dead by owl assassins. *adds to leaderboard*

I broke by 140 streak yesterday. I am currently a fugitive being chased by owl assassins, and therefore cannot stay here long. *disappears, and 16 owl assassins burst into the thread*

Conure… do you think it’s allowed to put the whole thing in one liners? (I won’t, but… wow. That is going in my quote book…) (but it is good for… what it is!)

I appear, start bolding, and promptly die. I decide to become a sentient shade along the lines of (isles of the emberdark spoiler, but too lazy for actual spoiler box, so IYKYK) except instead of being eternally in a tuxedo, I have a pair of sunglasses with one lens missing and the aforementioned Pikachu hat. I am happy. I promptly jump out from a wall behind Star and ask if we’re really going to start killing her here too. I then slowly back into the wall and disappears for 15 minutes.

I run on top of the giant d21 Ketek threw at me, making it roll on top of the avalanche, drawing on the power of impossibility generated by the perpendicularity between this thread and TLPL to make that work with physics and whatnot. I also use it to make that last sentence seem to make sense.