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The guillotine was invented by a doctor who wanted a more ethical was to murder people. (not such a good one, but *shrugs*)

Ooh! Can I join?

Hello! I figured out how to access the Shard on my school-assigned iPad! But I only have it for one period, the period that ends in 5 minutes! So I still need to get it on my computer! I will come up with a proper response to the stuff that’s happened while I was gone then I do that! *bell rings, causing sonic boom, killing me* *updates leaderboard*

Oh, it was you! I was on my school computer and saw someone update it, and now I know who! Thanks! Also, I found it! Here’s the timeline!

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Hello everyone! I’m back! Oh! I made a timeline one time! I gave up, but I think me giving up overlaps with you joining! Ummm… *looks at page count* give me like 15 min to find it… Also Conure! CONURE! CONURE! The artwork! It’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever seen! *dies of amazement* Um… I’ll update that after I find the timeline, since it’s only on my school computer.

*cackles maniacally* Also, idk if you have to say it… I’m already making you update it yourself Is she? I remember Ado will return used their lawshard to give Star back her curse, but then Verdance started arguing with them over if that was possible, then everyone was confused… Edit: Oh wait Conure just said that

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Nothing has really happened… talking about school and whatnot, and some confusion that never went anymore… Though *checks Conure’s last post on here* have you seen the leaderboard? I know GG0z and NerdSandwich did, but I’m not sure about you https://leaderboarded.com/board/xcrhhmrwcmsqp which is now completely up to date! (it was a day behind before)

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Yippee! And it’s now completely up to date, so now I should only have to use Delegation! (it was a full day behind before) Anyway, night everyone!

That’s why I gave scorekeeper access, so other people can do it for me…

*looks at Coder suspiciously* Alright, I’m going to get a copy of the most recent list and make sure the leaderboard is completely up to date. Then we can work on adding them live, since I made this basing off yesterday’s list. I’ll go do that…

Hello! So sorry I’m late! Unfortunately, looks like I won’t be online at all today. But first, I leave you with this (yes I used a website) https://leaderboarded.com/board/xcrhhmrwcmsqp You’ll notice there are buttons to add scores. That’s because I probably won’t be able to keep up, so the link gives scorekeeper access… This is already as of yesterday morning. And yes, it’s killing Star. However, Star, you’re not on it right now. Since you usually put self-kill entries in first person, it’s harder to find them on the list. I’ll do that tomorrow. And the “improperly atrributed” is when it’s something like “pushed off cliff” that I don’t know who gets credit, or self-kills (see above)

Hello! I am back! Can I get the Death/Order Lawshard @Verdance? And a normal Shard… idk I’ll come back to that. ALSO YOU SPAWNED 10 PAGES WITHOUT ME anyway, while I was at school without the Shard, I went through the death list and made a leaderboard of who kills Star the most! Hopefully the death list will resume soon so that can be kept up… It’s so I can cause competition to kill Star the most times, therefore making Star have to update the list even more *cackles* Not really, though, I just realized after… Sorry… But I still am going to post it, because I like it. About 1 hour.

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Oh! This is an interesting development. *tries to understand* Ah well, I’ll get it eventually! … You notice that like 10 minutes ago I was getting 3 notifications a minute, and now I come back from breakfast and there are no notifications? … *tries to think of something* Well, I’m going to school today, and I WILL ASK THE PERSON AND GET THE SHARD. I WILL. (no i won’t talking is too hard) I WILL (no ahhhh) (You know, this post is weird. I might not post it. And I need to stop saying things like that or weird paradoxes ensue if I do post it.) (Which means I have to post it!) edit: *looks around* *nearly everyone they know is offline* Ah well! *disappears too*

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