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  1. IAmThatOneGuy
    While my atoms are undergoing nuclear fusion in the center of the Sun, I ponder why we are all so dedicated to getting this Sandwich. Even if it is the most delicious Sandwich ever, why do we still want it so bad? Could there be more to it? Is it possible that the Sandwich emits a magical aura, attracting everyone to seek it? And if so, why?
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    Not again...
  3. IAmThatOneGuy
    Due to my previous research, I created two things: the Anti-Sandwich and the Yellow Button. The Anti-Sandwich is the opposite of the Sandwich: It is the most disgusting sandwich in all of history, and no one wants it. The Yellow Button has been attuned to the frequencies of the Sandwich and the Anti-Sandwich, and if you press it, it makes them swap places. I laugh maniacally and slowly move my finger to press the Yellow Button.
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    After ambiguously escaping the shark, I grab its tail, swing it around, and return to sender.
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    I play my organ more dramatically than anyone ever thought possible. While you are all in awe, I take the Sandwich.
  6. IAmThatOneGuy
    I steal the Sandwich using a magical string quartet.
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    Reference Princess Bride? How utterly inconceivable!
  8. IAmThatOneGuy
    Seems legit. That weird, uneven line must be where you sign.
  9. IAmThatOneGuy
    I appear in front of you and jumpscare you. I grab the dropped Sandwich while you are not so casually scared 3/4ths to death.
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    Which might not be a good idea, as the sun is a giant ball of fire. I know from experience. I also draw a smiley face on my new lime head and begin stumbling around, searching for my normal head.
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    I cause an implosion and grab the Sandwich as you are pulled into it.
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    I sadly put the weapon away. I begin to study the Sandwich, with a clipboard and all, so it's hardcore.
  14. IAmThatOneGuy
    I wait for my turn, holding Nuh-Uh and listening to elevator music.
  15. IAmThatOneGuy
    I forge a Godslaying Weapon I call Nuh-Uh. I use Nuh-Uh to shatter you and I grab the Sandwich.
  16. IAmThatOneGuy
    Secure safe within a hidey hole, eh? (Mission Impossible theme starts playing)
  17. IAmThatOneGuy
    The previously thrown grenades explode. I am unharmed, as the rabbit between me and the blast blocks the shrapnel. I begin filling all the holes with cement.
  18. IAmThatOneGuy
    I call a giant undead rabbit to put between me and the grenades. I snatch the Sandwich
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    NOOOOOO, MY ONE WEAKNESS! I throw several grenades at the screen. I then advance towards the Sandwich.
  20. IAmThatOneGuy
    I summon a vanguard of giant undead feral rabbits to combat the legged fish. Does that mean water is on fire? Watire?
  21. IAmThatOneGuy
    I hit the bird down with a crossbow and grab the Sandwich from its claws. I convince the angry mob to keep you busy.
  22. IAmThatOneGuy
    A falcon swoops down, mauls you, and steals the Sandwich. It returns to me and gives me the Sandwich
  23. IAmThatOneGuy
    The Outlier turned to Utility. "What about you? What is your purpose?"
  24. IAmThatOneGuy
    After a slight inconvenience involving a flung motorized vehicle, I attract a nearby herd of bison to come and ruin the fields of several farming villages. I then convince the angry villagers that you are the reason for their sorrows and a witch, with the source of your power being the Sandwich. There is now a sizable mob coming your way.
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    I throw an actual penguin at you, causing it to violently peck your arm. I grab the Sandwich when you drop it.
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